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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761650 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10125 on: March 26, 2015, 11:06:07 pm »

A minotaur in a maid outfit started peeing everywhere.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10126 on: March 26, 2015, 11:07:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10127 on: March 27, 2015, 12:26:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10128 on: March 27, 2015, 12:40:30 pm »

\So we need an array of thermally powered oscillating dildos?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10129 on: March 27, 2015, 05:33:07 pm »

let me brush her all over. Head, neck, shoulders, belly, all the way down her legs, even her teats which she would kill you for before
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10130 on: March 27, 2015, 05:48:53 pm »

I am a mighty wizard who probably doesn't smoke weed
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Son of a bitch.

That taken out of context makes it sound like I was talking about myself...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10131 on: March 27, 2015, 05:59:08 pm »

let me brush her all over. Head, neck, shoulders, belly, all the way down her legs, even her teats which she would kill you for before

...pervert...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10132 on: March 27, 2015, 06:32:10 pm »

let me brush her all over. Head, neck, shoulders, belly, all the way down her legs, even her teats which she would kill you for before

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I'M SORRY OK

IT JUST KIND OF JUMPED OUT AT ME AS OOC MATERIAL
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10133 on: March 27, 2015, 07:36:26 pm »

I'M SORRY OK
Pretty sure he's not usually this apologetic, so it's funny when OOC.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10134 on: March 28, 2015, 05:57:45 am »

We are a weapon, moreso if people willingly consume us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10135 on: March 28, 2015, 10:59:57 am »

let me brush her all over. Head, neck, shoulders, belly, all the way down her legs, even her teats which she would kill you for before

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I'M SORRY OK

IT JUST KIND OF JUMPED OUT AT ME AS OOC MATERIAL

You missed this one:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10136 on: March 28, 2015, 03:52:29 pm »

Well, at least you aren't a Jamaican Warlock
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10137 on: March 28, 2015, 06:42:19 pm »

Welcome to the Kleinjerk, friendo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10138 on: March 28, 2015, 11:25:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10139 on: March 29, 2015, 01:18:52 am »

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