Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 661 662 [663] 664 665 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764261 times)

4maskwolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • 4mask always angle, do figure theirs!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9930 on: March 02, 2015, 02:10:05 pm »

trying to make a snowstorm feel ashamed about leaving white muck everywhere.
PHRASING!

Arx

  • Bay Watcher
  • Iron within, iron without.
    • View Profile
    • Art!
« Last Edit: March 02, 2015, 02:46:50 pm by Arx »
Logged

I am on Discord as Arx#2415.
Hail to the mind of man! / Fire in the sky
I've been waiting for you / On this day we die.

Lord_lemonpie

  • Bay Watcher
  • disco-froggin' since 2013
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9932 on: March 02, 2015, 04:49:34 pm »

Is it the apocalypse already? That's ahead of schedule.
Logged

Sirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident trucker/goddess/ex-president.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9933 on: March 02, 2015, 04:59:20 pm »

Quote
13:58   Solymr   i will have a trackball installed in my crotch
Logged
Quote from: Max White
And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

Star Wars: Age of Rebellion OOC Thread

Shadow of the Demon Lord - OOC Thread - IC Thread

Tawa

  • Bay Watcher
  • the first mankind all over the world
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9934 on: March 02, 2015, 06:39:18 pm »

He will always be GigglyDesu to me.
Durnit guys yer not supposed to make me sad when I'm playing as a coke-d up bionic mutant kung-fu god of war.
GUESS WHAT BANANA BOY
THE WORLD BEGAN IN 1970
YOUR SILUMGAR'S BITCH NOW
« Last Edit: March 02, 2015, 08:23:07 pm by Tawarochir »
Logged
I don't use Bay12 much anymore. PM me if you need to get in touch with me and I'll send you my Discord handle.

KingofstarrySkies

  • Bay Watcher
  • It's been a long time...
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9935 on: March 02, 2015, 10:02:32 pm »

Quote
Mastahcheese: You never cease to confuse the shit out of me
Logged
Sigtextastic
Vereor Nox.
There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9936 on: March 03, 2015, 04:37:48 am »

A lot of cultists ended up being shot while trying to escape or fell down the stairs.
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9937 on: March 03, 2015, 05:45:15 am »

Quote from: A University Lecturer (Paraphrased)
Suppose you had a remote dismemberment robot...
« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 05:52:33 am by Empiricist »
Logged
Quote from: Caellath (on Discord)
<Caellath>: Emp is the hero we don't need, deserve or want

Tack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Giving nothing to a community who gave me so much.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9938 on: March 03, 2015, 05:50:50 am »

OPPRESSION TOWER: ONLINE.
Uh huh... Just to be aware, we're not all suddenly going to be changing our avatars to various possums or something, right?
...?
Ah, you have not heard of the Penguin Roaming Battlefortress?
Logged
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Dermonster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Break the world, see what falls out.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9939 on: March 03, 2015, 07:44:44 am »

No, but I also don't see what possums have to do with it?
Logged
I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Akura

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9940 on: March 03, 2015, 08:45:32 am »

Is it the apocalypse already? That's ahead of schedule.

Really? Seems a bit late for me.
Logged
Quote
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9941 on: March 03, 2015, 10:48:36 am »

I had to remind myself that sandwiches don't need propulsion units.
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Shook

  • Bay Watcher
  • ◦ ◡ ◦
    • View Profile
    • DeviantArt page
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9942 on: March 03, 2015, 07:46:43 pm »

Quote
[01:15] <GlyphGraph> Bridges and naked fat people
Logged
Twitter i guess
also deviantART page
Quote from: Girlinhat
It may be worthwhile to have the babies fall into ring of fortifications or windows, to prevent anyone from catching and saving them.
Quote
[01:27] <Octomobile> MMM THATS GOOD FIST BUTTER

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9943 on: March 03, 2015, 08:41:43 pm »

And then think of how all those birds will eventually devolve back into raptors.

And then think of how these novoraptors will cause unending terror in the skys with their vicious claws and magnificent plumage.
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

4maskwolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • 4mask always angle, do figure theirs!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9944 on: March 03, 2015, 11:49:01 pm »

Your basically using the concept of self-defence maliciously to kill these people.
Can I invite them to dinner? It'd be nice to eradicate them...
« Last Edit: March 03, 2015, 11:53:54 pm by 4maskwolf »
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 661 662 [663] 664 665 ... 1128