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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761477 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9825 on: February 22, 2015, 08:33:16 am »
Quote from: Spec Evo forums
Ass-breathing fish-lizards? Sounds like a punk rock band. Interesting concept, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9826 on: February 22, 2015, 09:19:34 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9827 on: February 22, 2015, 01:03:42 pm »
Quote from: diablo 3 monk group chat
1: got 400 shards, time to gamble
2:good luck
1:rng god halp meh
1:all yellows
3:you need some lambs to sacrifice
4:the secret to kadala is you need to play dirty
4:next time whisper some 50 shades of grey in her ear
4:then ram the shards up her butt
2:seems legit
1:lol
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9828 on: February 22, 2015, 01:51:39 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 22, 2015, 01:46:08 pm
You won't believe this one weird trick to lose 50 lbs of spam overnight!
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on February 22, 2015, 01:41:18 pm
Doctors hate her! A grandmom from Wisconsin has discovered how to make her spambots look 10 years younger!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9829 on: February 22, 2015, 07:21:32 pm »
Quote from:  URIST MCSTATION!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9830 on: February 22, 2015, 10:01:30 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 22, 2015, 09:55:03 pm
I have derailed a thread into a hypothetical discussion about the human body dynamically generating location-appropriate legal tender during orgasm. My life is complete.
Quote from: Max™ on February 22, 2015, 05:37:41 pm
I just grabbed them and went about my business freeing kids while carrying a dead one by the neck in my other hand.
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on February 22, 2015, 10:23:00 pm
DUDE I AM HIGH AS FUCK
« Last Edit: February 22, 2015, 10:24:28 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9831 on: February 22, 2015, 11:10:38 pm »
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1. I'm not letting you babysit my kids.
2. Why not?
1. You're not very mature.
2. I've matured.
3. Hey, (2), you still up for that paint rave Friday.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9832 on: February 22, 2015, 11:24:42 pm »
Quote from: Objective on February 22, 2015, 09:41:28 pm
B-but asian people are basically elves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9833 on: February 23, 2015, 05:27:40 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 22, 2015, 06:40:32 pm
I too would like to know the secret to ejaculating money. We would all be rich in a matter of hours!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9834 on: February 23, 2015, 11:31:25 am »
Quote from: TGstation
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19:07   <Glowcat>: ppp hates all Fords! Especially the Harrisons!
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 01:08:16 pm by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9835 on: February 23, 2015, 05:07:52 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on February 23, 2015, 05:02:15 pm
Is that a god-damned corgi furry?
Quote from: Il Palazzo on February 23, 2015, 05:54:25 pm
Megaman enjoys blasting robot balls with his hand cannon.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 05:56:01 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9836 on: February 23, 2015, 08:43:08 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 21, 2015, 01:36:44 am
I imagine you could find a crowded room, kill someone, surrender, and then prance around merrily as you dodge spit to the tune of "Murderer! I'm a little angry."
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9837 on: February 23, 2015, 09:27:50 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on February 23, 2015, 07:29:31 pm
you indiscriminately bomb everyone else
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9838 on: February 23, 2015, 09:35:33 pm »
Quote from: Blastbeard on February 23, 2015, 09:22:24 pm
Oh, of course I find this out after I genetically engineer dragons to fly and be playable specifically to barbecue tower squatters.
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
Quartz Mace cancels living: demons embedded in everything.
Ass möde is a way of life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9839 on: February 23, 2015, 10:27:09 pm »
Quote from: Dad
Watch your nutsack
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