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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761845 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9780 on: February 19, 2015, 02:22:15 pm »

Quote from: Roll to dodge game
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9781 on: February 19, 2015, 03:42:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9782 on: February 19, 2015, 04:58:43 pm »

If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
But how can the hero collect the bear ass if the bear ass is invisible?
Omniscient quest marker?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9783 on: February 19, 2015, 05:51:03 pm »

[10:46.10] <Kagus> ...this fucking dog.
[10:46.22] <Kagus> This puppy has just installed L4D2 on my machine
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9784 on: February 19, 2015, 06:10:41 pm »

Did his dog accidentally install L4D2?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9785 on: February 19, 2015, 08:48:26 pm »

We're talking about sexual lobster right now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9787 on: February 19, 2015, 10:51:50 pm »

I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to get off with an F-16.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9788 on: February 20, 2015, 07:51:15 am »

Quote from: #feftalk
13:49   <Solymr>: derpkitty sits on gunins head! the butt strikes the head, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain! gunin has been struck down! retry? y/n
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9789 on: February 20, 2015, 07:57:53 am »

RIP
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9790 on: February 20, 2015, 12:14:34 pm »

"Hey, you guys wanna watch a bunch of idiots kill themselves without any outside interference?"

"Sure, sounds interesting."

I did trim from the middle but it's nothing but faff I swear D:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9791 on: February 20, 2015, 01:14:17 pm »

Ry'Leh is actually New Jersey or Portland.

I can certify it's Portland. Used to live there. It has a tunnel network under the old town.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2015, 01:43:06 pm by USEC_OFFICER »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9792 on: February 20, 2015, 02:13:10 pm »

Bring my lead pants; we're going on an investigation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9793 on: February 20, 2015, 03:13:57 pm »

You know, I'm more proud of the times I set people up for a good OOC quote than the times I get OOC quoted.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9794 on: February 20, 2015, 03:18:03 pm »

IGNORE THIS! It shall return shortly. Return to quotings.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2015, 03:20:02 pm by Dermonster »
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