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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764031 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9450 on: January 15, 2015, 10:46:03 am »

Great, now we have a reason for child sacrifice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9451 on: January 15, 2015, 12:05:49 pm »

In other words, beer turns you into a phoenix.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9453 on: January 15, 2015, 05:00:24 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9454 on: January 15, 2015, 07:09:23 pm »

I prefer 12 inches. My brother occasionally gets 16 inches and shoves it all into his mouth as fast as he can.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9455 on: January 15, 2015, 07:35:30 pm »

I prefer 12 inches. My brother occasionally gets 16 inches and shoves it all into his mouth as fast as he can.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9456 on: January 15, 2015, 07:59:34 pm »

Why do we care about if its OOC bait or not?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9457 on: January 15, 2015, 08:15:32 pm »

We don't, really, but we always have to have some excuse to belittle one-another. It is human nature, afterall.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9458 on: January 15, 2015, 10:46:12 pm »

Quote from a real life friend that I thought was pretty funny:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9459 on: January 15, 2015, 10:57:52 pm »

Quote from: A friend
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9460 on: January 15, 2015, 11:22:19 pm »

Quote from:  Friend
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I mean if we can quote friends too
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9461 on: January 16, 2015, 12:00:35 am »

Quote from: My Cat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9462 on: January 16, 2015, 12:02:40 am »

Quote from: My neighbour
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9463 on: January 16, 2015, 12:06:46 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9464 on: January 16, 2015, 12:07:50 am »

Quote from:  My friend
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