Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 624 625 [626] 627 628 ... 1127

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711805 times)

Tawa

  • Bay Watcher
  • the first mankind all over the world
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9375 on: January 07, 2015, 05:55:04 pm »

i wanted to stick my finger into my hot sauce water and then stick that finger into my eye
Today escaped the computerslave pits?
« Last Edit: January 07, 2015, 07:27:37 pm by Tawarochir »
Logged
I don't use Bay12 much anymore. PM me if you need to get in touch with me and I'll send you my Discord handle.

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9376 on: January 07, 2015, 07:32:39 pm »

Maybe she's examining a book on Hawaii
Maybe she's planning a vacation at Pearl Harbor?
It'll be a blast, I'm sure
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

Arcvasti

  • Bay Watcher
  • [IS_ALREADY_HERE] [FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9377 on: January 07, 2015, 09:31:12 pm »

I'm endothermic, whorespawn! Suck it!
Logged
If you expect to live forever then you will never be disappointed.
Spooky Signature
To fix the horrid default colour scheme, follow the below steps:
Profile> Modify Profile> Look and Layout> Current Theme> (change)> Darkling

Arcvasti

  • Bay Watcher
  • [IS_ALREADY_HERE] [FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9378 on: January 07, 2015, 09:39:50 pm »

Heart of a republican, flesh suit of a democrat.
Logged
If you expect to live forever then you will never be disappointed.
Spooky Signature
To fix the horrid default colour scheme, follow the below steps:
Profile> Modify Profile> Look and Layout> Current Theme> (change)> Darkling

Skyrunner

  • Bay Watcher
  • ?!?!
    • View Profile
    • Portfolio
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9379 on: January 08, 2015, 02:03:48 am »

Quote from: Infinite Pox
also bc if I idle I will get assassinated
Logged

bay12 lower boards IRC:irc.darkmyst.org @ #bay12lb
"Oh, they never lie. They dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confoud, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish ... but they never lie" -- Look To Windward

Akura

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9380 on: January 08, 2015, 04:14:20 pm »

Quote from: Badass Ketchup
There's a slider that regulates how bouncy boobs can be: from "british royal guard" to "screw physics, full Gainax" mode.

...I've played a few H-games with that.

...And a few non-H-games.
Logged
Quote
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

Tawa

  • Bay Watcher
  • the first mankind all over the world
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9381 on: January 08, 2015, 06:11:40 pm »

"You're wearing a top hat with a door in it!"
Logged
I don't use Bay12 much anymore. PM me if you need to get in touch with me and I'll send you my Discord handle.

Spehss _

  • Bay Watcher
  • full of stars
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9382 on: January 08, 2015, 06:54:40 pm »

Any more and I will bite the shit out of their hands.
Logged
Steam ID: Spehss Cat
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

Tawa

  • Bay Watcher
  • the first mankind all over the world
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9383 on: January 08, 2015, 07:24:49 pm »

I might be full of bacon and shrooms.
Logged
I don't use Bay12 much anymore. PM me if you need to get in touch with me and I'll send you my Discord handle.

Powder Miner

  • Bay Watcher
  • this avatar is years irrelevant again oh god oh f-
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9384 on: January 08, 2015, 07:28:57 pm »

Quote
19:28   <mastahcheese>: Well, raw gerbils are apparently delicious.
Logged

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

GiglameshDespair

  • Bay Watcher
  • Beware! Once I have posted, your thread is doomed!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9387 on: January 08, 2015, 08:18:18 pm »

Can't help but feel chopping off half the sentence goes against the spirit of the thread, if not the letter.
Logged
You fool. Don't you understand?
No one wishes to go on...

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9388 on: January 08, 2015, 08:21:22 pm »

Can't help but feel chopping off half the sentence goes against the spirit of the thread, if not the letter.
It think the latter.
Pretty sure Derm's gotten on people for that before.

May they rest in pieces.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9389 on: January 08, 2015, 08:24:25 pm »

No... I cut out one piece of a quote, it's not like I pieced the thing together like some sort of Frankenstein of forum comedy.
Anyway.

use the slot
Can't help but feel chopping off half the sentence goes against the spirit of the thread, if not the letter.
Derm's gotten on people

...That's it from me this morning/afternoon/whatever.
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
Pages: 1 ... 624 625 [626] 627 628 ... 1127