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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711644 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9255 on: December 20, 2014, 03:26:25 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9256 on: December 20, 2014, 11:51:50 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9257 on: December 20, 2014, 11:54:40 am »

...Weird. I keep reading that as "Photoshota" in my head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9258 on: December 20, 2014, 12:14:25 pm »

This is like an animu

Well, except for the whole crapping on the pillow thing.
So... Just like an animu.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9259 on: December 20, 2014, 01:12:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9260 on: December 20, 2014, 08:11:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9261 on: December 20, 2014, 08:20:40 pm »

Presumably, horizontal velocity would also be lost, so baby shotguns would just make it rain.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9262 on: December 20, 2014, 08:24:17 pm »

baby shotguns would just make it rain.
Should we sell them to strip club patrons?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9263 on: December 20, 2014, 08:31:49 pm »

baby shotguns would just make it rain.
Should we sell them to strip club patrons?
Not sure how strippers would react to being covered in baby bits. Probably not well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9264 on: December 20, 2014, 08:51:44 pm »

Not sure how strippers would react to being covered in baby bits. Probably not well.
I want to OOCQ this, but it's already in the OOCQ thread.

Well played.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9265 on: December 21, 2014, 12:09:45 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9266 on: December 22, 2014, 12:19:36 pm »

"You think I care? Mother fucker, I'm a god damn chicken in a KFC. I see the deep frier and the dead bodies and your fuckin' bloodthristy people eatin' 'em. All displayin' 'em up there like some kinda sick menu or something. I ain't original recipie or extra crispy, I'm just cluckin' along. I don't give a fuck, I'll peck the shit outta you even if you win."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9267 on: December 22, 2014, 07:31:26 pm »

Quote from: Borderlands: the PreSequel
"She's got layers. Like an onion made of boobs."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9268 on: December 22, 2014, 10:05:22 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9269 on: December 23, 2014, 10:42:52 am »

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That can was just minding its own business, hanging out at a nice hotspot with his Ravioli buddies. Then the lava came and took his friends away.

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