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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756733 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9210 on: December 13, 2014, 05:59:25 pm »

Haha.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9211 on: December 13, 2014, 08:28:02 pm »

That would be dangerously close context and this isn't the thread for that, but IRL.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9212 on: December 14, 2014, 12:16:32 am »

That's goddamn glorious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9213 on: December 14, 2014, 02:11:50 am »

That's goddamn glorious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9214 on: December 14, 2014, 09:28:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9215 on: December 15, 2014, 12:11:26 am »

Wait, I'm forming a religion using the OP of this thread as a holy text. Revisionism this early could ruin us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9216 on: December 15, 2014, 12:35:19 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9217 on: December 15, 2014, 05:03:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9218 on: December 15, 2014, 08:27:16 pm »

Quote from: vinesauce
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9219 on: December 15, 2014, 09:41:07 pm »

Quote from: vinesauce
>EAT SAM

"You try to eat some of Sam, but you can't."
Which stream was this?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9220 on: December 15, 2014, 09:53:33 pm »

Quote from: vinesauce
>EAT SAM

"You try to eat some of Sam, but you can't."
Which stream was this?

Basically this.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9221 on: December 16, 2014, 04:27:35 am »

Quote from: Pastor of church I once went to, on Facebook
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9222 on: December 16, 2014, 04:40:09 am »

Quote from: Pastor of church I once went to, on Facebook
It is all about timing. If you marry first and become family, it is ok. If you are family first and marry, it is incest.
Is he bonkers?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9223 on: December 16, 2014, 04:42:59 am »

I think church is pretty cool guy, eh jokes about incest and doesn't affraid of anything

Seriously, I think you had one cool pastor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9224 on: December 16, 2014, 05:03:47 am »

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