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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9180 on: December 09, 2014, 04:43:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9181 on: December 09, 2014, 09:41:55 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9182 on: December 09, 2014, 10:39:19 pm »


If you ban me over this, this community will be guilty of terrorism. Good day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9183 on: December 09, 2014, 11:00:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9184 on: December 10, 2014, 12:42:50 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9185 on: December 10, 2014, 01:00:43 am »

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Are you sure this isn't from a marketing campaign for C:DDA? Sounds like it could be.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9186 on: December 10, 2014, 01:27:51 am »

You can also grind the CD/DVD, snort it, and then upload the data telepathically.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9187 on: December 10, 2014, 07:46:58 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9188 on: December 10, 2014, 12:36:14 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9189 on: December 10, 2014, 05:54:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9190 on: December 10, 2014, 09:34:40 pm »

I'd duel my potential lover with a glaive. That would actually be pretty fun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9191 on: December 10, 2014, 11:41:05 pm »

I'd duel my potential lover with a glaive. That would actually be pretty fun.
Even weirder in context. Hint: the lover is the glaive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9192 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:59 am »

He's gone 40k! Quickly, nurse, fetch his necronomicon!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9193 on: December 11, 2014, 12:38:24 pm »

How have you managed to live 22 years without being able to swallow  :o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9194 on: December 11, 2014, 01:37:04 pm »

That would involve travelling 6 weeks or so back in time and giving myself a headwound
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