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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9150 on: December 01, 2014, 06:24:19 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on December 01, 2014, 06:12:18 pm
Dammit guys, tell me what I need to hear, not what my inner sociopath wants to hear!
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9151 on: December 01, 2014, 06:53:11 pm »
now i know Helgoland was just quoted but it surprises me that nobody has done this yet

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9152 on: December 01, 2014, 10:04:09 pm »
Quote from: Icederp on stealing tithe money
10:00 PM - Iceblaster: stealing money from jebus christ
10:00 PM - Iceblaster: i mean, it's like he personally comes to the church
10:00 PM - Iceblaster: and is like
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: 'yo preachah mah homie'
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: 'where's dah money'
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: and the preacher's like 'right here my man'
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: and jesus is like counting the money
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: like the jew he is
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: and is like
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: 'yo this one kid, icederp stole a dollah'
10:01 PM - Iceblaster: 'why don't me and lucy go pay this man a visit'
10:01 PM - A Sentient Bass Guitar: there are so many things wrong with this
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9153 on: December 02, 2014, 04:11:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9154 on: December 02, 2014, 06:31:10 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on November 18, 2014, 07:20:02 pm
Unrelated, but I thought this was in General Discussion and people were complaining how they aren't assaulted in the streets anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9155 on: December 04, 2014, 10:11:50 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on December 03, 2014, 06:19:05 pm
a bump of meth and 3 Adderall and there's nothing I can't shove into my organs!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9156 on: December 04, 2014, 10:14:25 am »
Cataclysm: providing drug-related OOC quotes since 1916!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9157 on: December 04, 2014, 10:19:02 am »
Isn't Cataclysm basically just a drug simulator?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9158 on: December 04, 2014, 01:30:01 pm »
Drug and "make a literal forge with my bare hands" simulator.

Basically, you're a dwarf that got caught in a zombie apocalypse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9159 on: December 04, 2014, 01:51:51 pm »
Quote from: Descan on December 04, 2014, 01:30:01 pm
Drug and "make a literal forge with my bare hands" simulator.

Basically, you're a dwarf that got caught in a zombie apocalypse.

Hell, with Troglobite mutations, you can be a 100% *literal* DF dwarf, cave adaptation and all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9160 on: December 04, 2014, 03:10:55 pm »
[13:24]   prettyprettyprincess   every time you mass ping, a kitten gets AIDS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9161 on: December 04, 2014, 09:26:16 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on December 04, 2014, 09:23:25 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9162 on: December 04, 2014, 10:44:04 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on December 04, 2014, 09:14:10 pm
* Sirus names this the sexerract theory
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9163 on: December 05, 2014, 05:19:56 pm »
There are no zombies or monsters in Cataclysm. Only drug-induced hallucinations.

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They're friends, nothing wrong with a bit of hostility.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9164 on: December 05, 2014, 05:21:57 pm »
Quote from: n9103 on December 05, 2014, 05:15:14 pm
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Quote from: Descan on December 05, 2014, 01:12:46 pm
Now you just gotta figure out how they managed to digitize the child sacrifices to As-Halk'og that are required to make it work, and you can start coding!
It's a simple process that involves a ritual involving any combination of letters and/or numbers that is longer than 8 units, but less than 15 units and has a capital letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a symbol, cuneiform, and the blood of a virgin.
Oh, so the same way my first DoD-compliant password was made. >_>
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