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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9135 on: November 28, 2014, 08:10:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9136 on: November 28, 2014, 11:29:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9137 on: November 29, 2014, 07:14:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9138 on: November 29, 2014, 05:28:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9139 on: November 29, 2014, 06:04:45 pm »

I've talked to some gelder's unions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9140 on: November 29, 2014, 08:33:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9141 on: November 30, 2014, 01:35:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9142 on: November 30, 2014, 11:42:53 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9143 on: November 30, 2014, 08:18:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9144 on: December 01, 2014, 01:51:06 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9145 on: December 01, 2014, 02:01:51 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9146 on: December 01, 2014, 02:07:26 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9147 on: December 01, 2014, 02:15:50 am »

I do as well, but there was one episode where some discussion between Gabe and Yahtzee got entirely too real and hostile and it was out of the blue and kind of uncomfortable to listen to. I don't remember what it was about but I think it was in The Incredible Hulk.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9148 on: December 01, 2014, 02:17:43 pm »

I'm not sure US army propagates via spores.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9149 on: December 01, 2014, 05:37:03 pm »

I do as well, but there was one episode where some discussion between Gabe and Yahtzee got entirely too real and hostile and it was out of the blue and kind of uncomfortable to listen to. I don't remember what it was about but I think it was in The Incredible Hulk.
Eh, it happens sometimes. Anyway they're friends, nothing wrong with a bit of hostility.
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