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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9120 on: November 25, 2014, 01:18:40 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on November 25, 2014, 01:13:14 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9121 on: November 25, 2014, 03:31:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9122 on: November 25, 2014, 03:55:50 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on April 16, 2012, 11:48:53 am
I can't stop laughing- mental image of whirling flaming speedo maelstrom.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9123 on: November 25, 2014, 07:40:19 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on November 25, 2014, 07:03:09 pm
However, like pudding, they can still cause fatalities in the unprepared or unlucky.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9124 on: November 25, 2014, 07:43:29 pm »
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9125 on: November 25, 2014, 07:52:55 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on November 25, 2014, 07:51:16 pm
Well, less knife and more prison shank.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9126 on: November 25, 2014, 07:55:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9127 on: November 25, 2014, 08:11:34 pm »
Quote from: AlleeCat on November 25, 2014, 08:10:26 pm
"You will find me fluffy and adorable or I will gouge your fucking eyes out!"
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9128 on: November 26, 2014, 01:24:16 am »
Quote from: Frumple on November 26, 2014, 01:21:37 am
Ergo, if flabort is having green, and is a mammal, they must be a sloth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9129 on: November 26, 2014, 01:34:50 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on November 26, 2014, 12:30:25 pm

"No I didn't, I have a receipt!"
"What are you, the rent-a-cop patrolling her cunt?"
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"Hey man, this wasn't her first time at the rodeo!"
"Sir, it's "daughters' virginities"."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9130 on: November 27, 2014, 10:27:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9131 on: November 27, 2014, 07:00:48 pm »
Quote from: nomoetoe on November 27, 2014, 06:36:08 pm
Ah, I remember the first time I saw a Shia LaBeouf :D I was killing some giant ants and suddenly he appeared...then I killed him ded. c: good memories.

Quote from: Levi on November 27, 2014, 06:15:47 pm
I sneaked up on him slowly until my crotch was touching his buttocks.  He spins around in a panic, staring at my old man beard while stammering "You, you aren't supposed to be up here!". 

I lean in closer and whistle once like a bird.  He can smell my breath and I see the confusion in his eyes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9132 on: November 27, 2014, 08:12:34 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9133 on: November 28, 2014, 03:28:14 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on November 28, 2014, 03:22:19 am
Yeh. Charged into the store like "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAwhereiseveryone?"
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9134 on: November 28, 2014, 04:20:30 am »
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