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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9000 on: November 14, 2014, 08:03:43 am »
Quote from: E. Albright on November 14, 2014, 01:21:03 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9001 on: November 14, 2014, 02:25:47 pm »
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Quote from: mastahcheese on November 14, 2014, 02:25:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9002 on: November 14, 2014, 07:05:30 pm »
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[18:02]   prettyprettyprincess   and die
[18:02]   prettyprettyprincess   but you would die swole
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9003 on: November 14, 2014, 08:40:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9004 on: November 14, 2014, 10:58:35 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on November 14, 2014, 10:57:50 pm
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Quote from: Spehss _ on November 14, 2014, 11:10:10 pm
Might be uncomfortable but having people cramming their fists into your mouth in the name of hygiene is bound to be uncomfortable anyway.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9005 on: November 15, 2014, 11:32:04 am »
Quote from: Thisfox on November 15, 2014, 02:28:36 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9006 on: November 15, 2014, 12:04:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9007 on: November 15, 2014, 02:33:09 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on November 15, 2014, 02:26:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9008 on: November 15, 2014, 03:08:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9009 on: November 15, 2014, 03:11:42 pm »
In context, it might be funny, but then it wouldn't belong here either.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9010 on: November 15, 2014, 03:16:44 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9011 on: November 15, 2014, 03:20:13 pm »
This conversation is not funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9012 on: November 15, 2014, 07:00:47 pm »
This conversation
It just isn't so funny
Shut ya fockin' mouf
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9013 on: November 15, 2014, 07:05:27 pm »
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Spigot The Bear slurs, "you broge my vodga"
Adam Holdeman slurs, "you broge my hearff"
Bruce Cook (as Zorafm Deathwish) says, "ah damn"

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Cyborg Zeta-21  [145.9] states, "i cannot murder with a bike horn."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9014 on: November 15, 2014, 07:57:33 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on November 15, 2014, 07:56:25 pm
Dammit, MacDonwald. Y u do dis.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on November 15, 2014, 08:31:12 pm
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I wonder how cooked oranges taste.
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