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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763109 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8970 on: November 12, 2014, 04:07:55 pm »

Duct tape the sand in place then excavate.

Duct taped a nuclear reactor to my car today.

Wow lots of duct tape today.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8971 on: November 12, 2014, 07:36:59 pm »

When I get angry, people get derped.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8972 on: November 12, 2014, 07:55:14 pm »

Are you my dad?

He routinely does that.

It gets all over the cheese :/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8973 on: November 12, 2014, 10:54:54 pm »

But hey, at least suffocation=\freezingtodeath.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8974 on: November 12, 2014, 11:07:44 pm »

I am trained professional, I don't get my blood on the food. Other bodily fluids maybe, but not my blood.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8975 on: November 13, 2014, 02:09:00 am »

Then I'll steal the whole town's wooden plates, just because.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8976 on: November 13, 2014, 01:04:06 pm »


we're rats

we're rats

we're the rats

we stalk and night

we pray at night we're the rats


and i'm the big rat the makes all the rules

we're rats we're rats we're the rats
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8977 on: November 13, 2014, 02:37:42 pm »

I've been involved in plenty of rope. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8978 on: November 13, 2014, 03:51:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8979 on: November 13, 2014, 03:54:21 pm »

Arcvasti confirmed for oblivious to OOCbait.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8980 on: November 13, 2014, 04:01:34 pm »

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That's what makes him awesome.
Among his other.... Let's say "talents"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8981 on: November 13, 2014, 04:02:36 pm »

Wait, what have you been doing with our tiny lizard friend? D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8982 on: November 13, 2014, 04:05:10 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8984 on: November 13, 2014, 04:10:25 pm »

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