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You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

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[KingofstarrySkies]

AGH WHY

[Morrigi]

Franklin Briner says, "So what'll it be ZHUL"
Helmholtz Strange loads the mystery meat into the the oven.
  The tonic water and vodka mix together perfectly.
  James Bond would be deeply confused.
ZHUL MOTHERFUCKER makes potato gestures

[Spehss _]

Oh yeah? Well where's Plato now?

He's dead.

And the name of a children's molding compound

[Tawa]

AlleeCat is trains.

Choo choo

[Omeganaut]

Hmm, company turnover seems a bit high, we need to look into employee retention programs.

Click the link... you know you want to!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Aedel: THEREFORE IN LACK OF THE SLANTING
Aedel: WE ADD EXCLAMATION
Aedel: TO MAINTAIN THE REQUIRED LEVELS
Aedel: OF
KingOfStarrySkies: i apologize, master
Aedel: COCAINE

[Tawa]

But I don't want to congeal, mommy. ;-;

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

No, that's exactly what mating horses sound like.

[Gentlefish]

Bah, god-jizz is delicious.

Especially when fermented and solidified.

[RedKing]

Bah, god-jizz is delicious.

Especially when fermented and solidified.

DAMMIT. Ninja'ed.

[Omeganaut]

Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.

Imagine: portals in DF

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2:32:52 PM] <Shakerag> #4 should be ashamed.
[2:33:03 PM] Tiruin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[2:33:04 PM] <MonkeyHead> Or applauded. Not me btw.
[2:33:07 PM] <Tiruin> What's that?
[2:33:09 PM] <Shakerag> Or that.
[2:33:12 PM] <Shakerag> Umm.
[2:33:16 PM] <Shakerag> We'll tell you when you're older.
[2:33:39 PM] <Tiruin> I'm 20? o_O
[2:33:44 PM] <ecownomics> So many better uses for that card
[2:33:54 PM] <Shakerag> Google it?

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[2:41:46 PM] sjm9876 has joined the game.
[2:41:51 PM] <sjm9876> evening
[2:41:51 PM] <Sappho> I do not deserve your praise

[Arx]

Excuse you did you say Idaho I am from Idaho. I am in idaho and it is so lonely it is only me in idaho how do you have family here I am idaho

[Tawa]

You live in Grand Theft Auto? How's it like being carjacked and respawning at a hospital on a daily basis?

[scrdest]

Get trapped in a never-ending cycle of Vampirism that lasted for days.