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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8760 on: October 25, 2014, 01:47:39 am »
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Friend 1: You know, I've bought only one unit this entire game.
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Friend 2: The sniper?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8761 on: October 25, 2014, 04:31:55 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8762 on: October 25, 2014, 09:34:17 am »
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Even the Krogan aren't adaptable enough to invade a planet with liquid ammonia and propane-derivative oceans... or the bottom of even a mundane sea.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8763 on: October 25, 2014, 01:56:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8764 on: October 25, 2014, 08:38:25 pm »
<@smeding> 2:45, watched a doctor who episode, then it was 2:30
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8765 on: October 25, 2014, 09:06:05 pm »
(I'm still pancakes? Awesome.)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8766 on: October 25, 2014, 09:09:15 pm »
How are hashbrowns, particularity patty style ones, pancakes?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8767 on: October 25, 2014, 09:30:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8768 on: October 25, 2014, 10:33:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8769 on: October 25, 2014, 10:55:25 pm »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on October 25, 2014, 09:45:47 pm
He's exhaling the blood into his eyes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8770 on: October 26, 2014, 06:24:28 am »
Quote from: Darvi on October 26, 2014, 05:17:26 am
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Try to learn how to read properly!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8771 on: October 26, 2014, 08:42:10 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8772 on: October 26, 2014, 08:43:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8773 on: October 26, 2014, 11:43:10 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8774 on: October 26, 2014, 12:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on October 26, 2014, 11:47:52 am
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