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[Orange Wizard]

some cold strawberry piss

[Lightningfalcon]

some cold strawberry piss

I... but... rules.... but....
You know what, I give up. 

[Kadzar]

Had a really weird dream about Turkish people invading my private space.

Well, that's what you get for having a two-party system.

[Reudh]

   <Skyrunner>   it definitely hurts less when moist though

[Darvi]

   <Skyrunner>   it definitely hurts less when moist though

That's what she said.

No really, it's literally what she said.

[miauw62]

<Graknorke> Well you can't really software mod a baby can you?

[Orange Wizard]

Bear virginity lost! \o/

Night Trolls come to this country, with their undulating trunks hanging out, no sense of decency. They steal our jobs. They don't speak a word of our language. If you ask me, the dwarves should tighten their immigration laws.

[IronTomato]

* EricBlank explodes on reverie

[Spehss _]

*Urge to OOC rises…..*

[Loud Whispers]

fkuc you i am the science

* LordSlowpoke bops loud whispers with an unshielded centrifuge

* LordSlowpoke leaves it in bopping position and switches it on

[Orange Wizard]

I VALUE BOTH MY SANITY AND MY PORN-TIME

I DON'T NEED PORN-TIME BECOMING SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL TIME

[Worldmaster27]

And all I'm imagining is like... herds of trains roaming the cityscape/countryside.

[Furtuka]

[16:28]   -->|   Kaijyuu (chatzilla@21-079-124-144.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) has joined #bay12lb
[16:28]   Willfor   GlyphGryph, you must battle the emerging Kaijyuu
[16:28]   Kaijyuu   rawr
[16:28]   GlyphGryph   takes to the skyyyy
[16:28]   GlyphGryph   Kreaaa
[16:29]   Kaijyuu   shoots laser out of mouth
[16:29]   GlyphGryph   unsheaths claws, then does a dodge roll!
[16:29]   GlyphGryph   totally dodges a laser :V
[16:29]   Kaijyuu   goes and destroys tokyo anyway
[16:29]   GlyphGryph   realizes one of his wings is a bit on fire
[16:30]   GlyphGryph   responds by divebombing the kaijyuu!
[16:30]   -->|   Doctus (Patchouli@21-079-124-144.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com) has joined #bay12lb
[16:30]   Doctus   appears from nowhere to block the attack
[16:30]   GlyphGryph   goes for the eyes!
[16:30]   <--|   Doctus has left #bay12lb
[16:30]   Kaijyuu   NOOOOO
[16:30]   GlyphGryph   Oh no!
[16:30]   GlyphGryph   has been blocked
[16:30]   Kaijyuu   hyperbeams glyphgryph
[16:30]   SomeStupidGuy   I don't think it's unreasonable to want my god to give me stupid useless stuff...
[16:30]   GlyphGryph   tumbles to the ground, broken and burned
[16:30]   SomeStupidGuy   Er
[16:30]   SomeStupidGuy   *to not want
[16:30]   Kaijyuu   returns to the depths, lamenting Doctus
[16:31]   GlyphGryph   is incinerated
[16:31]   Furtuka   yanks SomeStupidGuy off stage
[16:31]   SomeStupidGuy   beats Furtuka with a stave. :I
[16:31]   Furtuka   gives SSG popcorn and forces him to watch the movie
[16:31]   GlyphGryph   FIN
[16:31]   Furtuka   Darnit

[Spehss _]

Just remove the limb that is bleeding.

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[mastahcheese]

...
What.