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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8565 on: October 04, 2014, 04:35:19 pm »
Quote from: friend at archery
Woah, let's stop this train of thought and go back to coffee tables, okay?
Quote from: other friend's response
I wonder what a coffee table's mating call is?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8566 on: October 04, 2014, 09:59:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8567 on: October 05, 2014, 12:49:15 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on October 05, 2014, 12:33:35 am
We already spent like a day eating him out for that one.
Even worse when you realize the discrepancy between 'eating out' and 'him'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8568 on: October 05, 2014, 01:24:35 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 05, 2014, 12:49:15 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on October 05, 2014, 12:33:35 am
We already spent like a day eating him out for that one.
Even worse when you realize the discrepancy between 'eating out' and 'him'.
No you.

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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on October 05, 2014, 01:28:12 am
FUCK SHIT DICKS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8569 on: October 05, 2014, 01:38:43 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 05, 2014, 12:49:15 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on October 05, 2014, 12:33:35 am
We already spent like a day eating him out for that one.
Even worse when you realize the discrepancy between 'eating out' and 'him'.
Wait, crap, that wasn't what I meant to type! I can't even remember what I was going to type, now, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8570 on: October 05, 2014, 01:52:19 am »
Prolly meant "chewing".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8571 on: October 05, 2014, 02:03:37 am »
That makes it sound a lot less pleasurable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8572 on: October 05, 2014, 02:05:33 am »
Depends on the preference. Also, EWWWWWW
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8573 on: October 05, 2014, 08:12:33 am »
This is why you're being dragged to a dungeon, II.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8574 on: October 05, 2014, 09:53:13 am »
Quote from: TCM on October 05, 2014, 09:43:37 am
"[...] eat our infants and copulate with our livestock."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8575 on: October 05, 2014, 10:15:43 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 05, 2014, 12:49:15 am
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on October 05, 2014, 12:33:35 am
We already spent like a day eating him out for that one.
Even worse when you realize the discrepancy between 'eating out' and 'him'.

Not really. There's, you know. Things.

Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 05, 2014, 09:53:13 am
Quote from: TCM on October 05, 2014, 09:43:37 am
"[...] eat our infants and copulate with our livestock."

In my defense, you can probably get a lot of quotes like that even with context on the Fortress and Adventure Mode Boards.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8576 on: October 05, 2014, 11:23:09 am »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 04, 2014, 04:35:19 pm
Quote from: friend at archery
Woah, let's stop this train of thought and go back to coffee tables, okay?
Quote from: other friend's response
I wonder what a coffee table's mating call is?

It's probably "*schrrrrrk* *schrrrrrk* *schrrrrrk* *schrrk*".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8577 on: October 05, 2014, 05:26:19 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on October 05, 2014, 03:32:21 pm
...Today I learned that Pizza was hotter than nerd girls.

Tomorrow you will see a shift. Girls from all over dressed in shirts with the dominos logo saying "I'm like totally a pizza lol" And duckfacing the camera, eyes covered by pepperoni and hair a stringy cheese-blond. Empty glasses frames replaced by pizza-crust eyebrows, Marioware T-shirts discarded for Pizza Hut Merchandise and Faked Italian heritage that makes even Guido's cringe in shame.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8578 on: October 05, 2014, 06:22:26 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 05, 2014, 05:26:19 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on October 05, 2014, 03:32:21 pm
...Today I learned that Pizza was hotter than nerd girls.

Tomorrow you will see a shift. Girls from all over dressed in shirts with the dominos logo saying "I'm like totally a pizza lol" And duckfacing the camera, eyes covered by pepperoni and hair a stringy cheese-blond. Empty glasses frames replaced by pizza-crust eyebrows, Marioware T-shirts discarded for Pizza Hut Merchandise and Faked Italian heritage that makes even Guido's cringe in shame.
Grrrrrrl pizza
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8579 on: October 05, 2014, 07:05:26 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 05, 2014, 03:45:16 pm
Quote from: McDonald on October 05, 2014, 03:40:43 pm
You can grab it in both hands and nibble away.
I agree, but in a more civilized way.

With a fork and knife.
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