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[Orange Wizard]

A list that long, and I didn't get a single quote! For shame.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

What? Yes there is a quote of you! Look again.

[~Neri]

Spoiler: spoilered because size (click to show/hide)

Kevak is now Online.
Worldmaster27: Hey
Kevak: Herro~
Worldmaster27: Doing anything?
Kevak: Not really~
Kevak: Whys~?
Worldmaster27: For purposes of conversation and curiosity
Kevak: Ahs~
Worldmaster27: Though I don't know how my asking that helps the Curiosity
Kevak: Are you doing anythings~?
Worldmaster27: Justing listening to music
Kevak: Well remember, curiosity may have killed the cat, but ingenuity brought it back~
Worldmaster27: So ingenuity = necromancy?
Worldmaster27: So it's actually American Necromancy that is responisble for all of today's technology?
Kevak: Yush~
Worldmaster27: Amazing
Kevak: There's a reason we have such a darned big army~
Kevak: You think those people are actually alive~?
Worldmaster27: Heh
Worldmaster27: Their families do
Kevak: Hehe~
Worldmaster27: Well
Worldmaster27: Most of the time
Worldmaster27: >:
Kevak: Well, they dun off them straight off the bat.
Kevak: When they die, they reanimate them and bury an empty coffin~
Worldmaster27: Hm
Kevak: You think a mindless zombie can drive a car?
Kevak: Or fly a plane?
Worldmaster27: Maybe
Kevak: We need the living for sooooomething~
Worldmaster27: With the right enchantments
Kevak: True.
Kevak: But those are expensive to make.
Worldmaster27: But
Worldmaster27: But we're america
Worldmaster27: NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR 'MURICA
Kevak: We save those for the generals who are fairly good at their job,
Kevak: Well, we have had George Washington as president for the last few hundred years.
Worldmaster27: Wow
Worldmaster27: So George Washington is black now
Kevak: He just gets plastic surgery or a beard whenevs he wants to switch things up~
Kevak: I would think being undead would be a lil boring.
Worldmaster27: I dunno
Kevak: So yes, he is currently black.
Worldmaster27: Running a country while being undead seems fun
Worldmaster27: Wait
Worldmaster27: What do they do about his family
Worldmaster27: :O
Kevak: He doesn't need to sleep~
Kevak: He can have several families~
Worldmaster27: Wouldn't they all realise that he's, like, the president or something?
Kevak: Nope~
Worldmaster27: American Necromancy is so advanced

What. Are you doing. Get that context the hell out of here.

((The thread is called Out of Context And Funny quotes. you knows~))

[Dermonster]

That's not a quote, that's the whole damn page.

[Kadzar]

They just wanted to make sure everyone knew to not try and eat you to get high.

[Tiruin]

-snip-

What. Are you doing. Get that context the hell out of here.

((The thread is called Out of Context And Funny quotes. you knows~))

What they meant about the :I comments were that it should be shortened to the direct essence of "Out of context and funny quotes thread."

<We have Drunken Shrimp for dinner.>

[BadLemonsXI]

Spoiler: spoilered because size (click to show/hide)

Kevak is now Online.
Worldmaster27: Hey
Kevak: Herro~
Worldmaster27: Doing anything?
Kevak: Not really~
Kevak: Whys~?
Worldmaster27: For purposes of conversation and curiosity
Kevak: Ahs~
Worldmaster27: Though I don't know how my asking that helps the Curiosity
Kevak: Are you doing anythings~?
Worldmaster27: Justing listening to music
Kevak: Well remember, curiosity may have killed the cat, but ingenuity brought it back~
Worldmaster27: So ingenuity = necromancy?
Worldmaster27: So it's actually American Necromancy that is responisble for all of today's technology?
Kevak: Yush~
Worldmaster27: Amazing
Kevak: There's a reason we have such a darned big army~
Kevak: You think those people are actually alive~?
Worldmaster27: Heh
Worldmaster27: Their families do
Kevak: Hehe~
Worldmaster27: Well
Worldmaster27: Most of the time
Worldmaster27: >:
Kevak: Well, they dun off them straight off the bat.
Kevak: When they die, they reanimate them and bury an empty coffin~
Worldmaster27: Hm
Kevak: You think a mindless zombie can drive a car?
Kevak: Or fly a plane?
Worldmaster27: Maybe
Kevak: We need the living for sooooomething~
Worldmaster27: With the right enchantments
Kevak: True.
Kevak: But those are expensive to make.
Worldmaster27: But
Worldmaster27: But we're america
Worldmaster27: NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR 'MURICA
Kevak: We save those for the generals who are fairly good at their job,
Kevak: Well, we have had George Washington as president for the last few hundred years.
Worldmaster27: Wow
Worldmaster27: So George Washington is black now
Kevak: He just gets plastic surgery or a beard whenevs he wants to switch things up~
Kevak: I would think being undead would be a lil boring.
Worldmaster27: I dunno
Kevak: So yes, he is currently black.
Worldmaster27: Running a country while being undead seems fun
Worldmaster27: Wait
Worldmaster27: What do they do about his family
Worldmaster27: :O
Kevak: He doesn't need to sleep~
Kevak: He can have several families~
Worldmaster27: Wouldn't they all realise that he's, like, the president or something?
Kevak: Nope~
Worldmaster27: American Necromancy is so advanced

This this is what the internet is really for XD.

[IronTomato]

*** Jesus joined #bay12lb
<Reverie>: Has it been three days already?

[darkpaladin109]

20:21   <Solymr>: khaiel the black mage toasts a rabbit
20:21   <Solymr>: gets wood
20:25   <Solymr>: dp the archer is the one doing the crits this time
20:25   <Solymr>: and didnt even break the law
20:25   <Solymr>: also got wood

[Tawa]

Shall I use him to buff my statue's arse?

[EnigmaticHat]

So that's why it's really easy to mix up goths [the subculture] with Goths [the Germanic tribe].

[Tawa]

I was in Dwarf Fortress for a moment.

[Descan]

They just wanted to make sure everyone knew to not try and eat you to get high.

Considering my reputation on here, for a second I thought this was talking about me...

[Spehss _]

Fuck it, you gotta wait until you grow a beard before deciding if you want tits.

[4maskwolf]

If it's going dark places lets just dunk it's head in the water and hold it down already then

Looove yooooou, Toadface!

live in an area where testicles are eaten regularly

I prefer Jung's theory of the collective asshole.