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[Tawa]

MY OTHER HAND IS BUSY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[ggamer]

dude touch her butt

[Tawa]

i put it on toast

fuck you

[Gentlefish]

So he has three hands? That's some hardcore multitasking right there.

Apparently he was trained by fapmaster

[4maskwolf]

By lighting people on fire with energetically irradiated pelvic thrusts.

[Kadzar]

Pregnant people would be corn on the cob.

'Would you like some semen for breakfast?'

[scrdest]

And there could be a bonus level where you stop all inter racial marriages.

[pisskop]

a movie about punching Will Farrell.

[crazysheep]

Italian Seasoning is what you use for baking Italians.

[Tawa]

I spent most of my time in school dicking

[Spehss _]

[dick waving intensifies]

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

GLLOYD. WE NEED TO HAVE WORDS ABOUT THIS.

[Worldmaster27]

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Kevak is now Online.
Worldmaster27: Hey
Kevak: Herro~
Worldmaster27: Doing anything?
Kevak: Not really~
Kevak: Whys~?
Worldmaster27: For purposes of conversation and curiosity
Kevak: Ahs~
Worldmaster27: Though I don't know how my asking that helps the Curiosity
Kevak: Are you doing anythings~?
Worldmaster27: Justing listening to music
Kevak: Well remember, curiosity may have killed the cat, but ingenuity brought it back~
Worldmaster27: So ingenuity = necromancy?
Worldmaster27: So it's actually American Necromancy that is responisble for all of today's technology?
Kevak: Yush~
Worldmaster27: Amazing
Kevak: There's a reason we have such a darned big army~
Kevak: You think those people are actually alive~?
Worldmaster27: Heh
Worldmaster27: Their families do
Kevak: Hehe~
Worldmaster27: Well
Worldmaster27: Most of the time
Worldmaster27: >:
Kevak: Well, they dun off them straight off the bat.
Kevak: When they die, they reanimate them and bury an empty coffin~
Worldmaster27: Hm
Kevak: You think a mindless zombie can drive a car?
Kevak: Or fly a plane?
Worldmaster27: Maybe
Kevak: We need the living for sooooomething~
Worldmaster27: With the right enchantments
Kevak: True.
Kevak: But those are expensive to make.
Worldmaster27: But
Worldmaster27: But we're america
Worldmaster27: NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR 'MURICA
Kevak: We save those for the generals who are fairly good at their job,
Kevak: Well, we have had George Washington as president for the last few hundred years.
Worldmaster27: Wow
Worldmaster27: So George Washington is black now
Kevak: He just gets plastic surgery or a beard whenevs he wants to switch things up~
Kevak: I would think being undead would be a lil boring.
Worldmaster27: I dunno
Kevak: So yes, he is currently black.
Worldmaster27: Running a country while being undead seems fun
Worldmaster27: Wait
Worldmaster27: What do they do about his family
Worldmaster27: :O
Kevak: He doesn't need to sleep~
Kevak: He can have several families~
Worldmaster27: Wouldn't they all realise that he's, like, the president or something?
Kevak: Nope~
Worldmaster27: American Necromancy is so advanced

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

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"Is that a clitoris? Oh, it's your chin."

this tells me that there are vets out there who specialize in fish brain surgery

We need to give dolphins access to other drugs so they don't hurt innocent pufferfish for their fix.

Although dolphins use them to get high.

Ooh! I love nightmare fuel!

^{You might want to get someone to deal with him.}

Hello, wallsnake. Please go away.

I'm pretty sure a guinea worm didn't take up residence in my nose.

Also I think you could technically get fined for murdering someone.

...

Er.

Someone ought to tell Brazil what singing *is*.

I'm a teenager who knows how to computer. Dick jokes are inevitable.

[Parsely]

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Kevak is now Online.
Worldmaster27: Hey
Kevak: Herro~
Worldmaster27: Doing anything?
Kevak: Not really~
Kevak: Whys~?
Worldmaster27: For purposes of conversation and curiosity
Kevak: Ahs~
Worldmaster27: Though I don't know how my asking that helps the Curiosity
Kevak: Are you doing anythings~?
Worldmaster27: Justing listening to music
Kevak: Well remember, curiosity may have killed the cat, but ingenuity brought it back~
Worldmaster27: So ingenuity = necromancy?
Worldmaster27: So it's actually American Necromancy that is responisble for all of today's technology?
Kevak: Yush~
Worldmaster27: Amazing
Kevak: There's a reason we have such a darned big army~
Kevak: You think those people are actually alive~?
Worldmaster27: Heh
Worldmaster27: Their families do
Kevak: Hehe~
Worldmaster27: Well
Worldmaster27: Most of the time
Worldmaster27: >:
Kevak: Well, they dun off them straight off the bat.
Kevak: When they die, they reanimate them and bury an empty coffin~
Worldmaster27: Hm
Kevak: You think a mindless zombie can drive a car?
Kevak: Or fly a plane?
Worldmaster27: Maybe
Kevak: We need the living for sooooomething~
Worldmaster27: With the right enchantments
Kevak: True.
Kevak: But those are expensive to make.
Worldmaster27: But
Worldmaster27: But we're america
Worldmaster27: NOTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR 'MURICA
Kevak: We save those for the generals who are fairly good at their job,
Kevak: Well, we have had George Washington as president for the last few hundred years.
Worldmaster27: Wow
Worldmaster27: So George Washington is black now
Kevak: He just gets plastic surgery or a beard whenevs he wants to switch things up~
Kevak: I would think being undead would be a lil boring.
Worldmaster27: I dunno
Kevak: So yes, he is currently black.
Worldmaster27: Running a country while being undead seems fun
Worldmaster27: Wait
Worldmaster27: What do they do about his family
Worldmaster27: :O
Kevak: He doesn't need to sleep~
Kevak: He can have several families~
Worldmaster27: Wouldn't they all realise that he's, like, the president or something?
Kevak: Nope~
Worldmaster27: American Necromancy is so advanced

What. Are you doing. Get that context the hell out of here.