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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764326 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8325 on: September 13, 2014, 09:32:49 pm »

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
SUFFOCATION
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DO YOU EVEN CARE, IF I DIE EATING?
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8326 on: September 13, 2014, 10:14:19 pm »

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
DO YOU EVEN CARE, IF I DIE EATING?
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
*dies*
can't

breeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathe
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8327 on: September 13, 2014, 10:38:36 pm »

Your desire to swallow vampire wood is tangential.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8328 on: September 13, 2014, 10:54:10 pm »

i read hizzle as nazi

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And thus, Snoop [Carnivore] is a Nazi.

The circle is complete.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8329 on: September 13, 2014, 11:08:41 pm »

i read hizzle as nazi

help

And thus, Snoop [Carnivore] is a Nazi.

The circle is complete.
WHY DID I READ CARNIVORE AS CARNIVAL.

BRAIN.

YOU'RE HOME. GO DRUNK.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8330 on: September 14, 2014, 01:06:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8332 on: September 14, 2014, 08:14:51 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8333 on: September 14, 2014, 08:21:48 am »

Praise Muhammod. Praise Alladmin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8334 on: September 14, 2014, 08:36:10 am »

PRAISE THE SUN
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8335 on: September 14, 2014, 09:48:07 am »

C'thulhu f'tagn

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8336 on: September 14, 2014, 09:53:51 am »

PRAISE THE LIGHT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8337 on: September 14, 2014, 09:55:27 am »

And their poo is going to make Yoink a happy man.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8338 on: September 14, 2014, 09:57:18 am »

The Dark One and all the Forsaken are bound in Shayol Ghul, bound by the Creator at the moment of Creation, bound until the end of time!

I DENY YOU, FATHER OF LIES!
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