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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761429 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8280 on: September 08, 2014, 09:37:56 am »
Quote from: Descan on September 08, 2014, 07:53:33 am
Scotland's economy is in tatters because of Jesus.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8281 on: September 08, 2014, 09:55:59 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on September 07, 2014, 06:32:02 pm
I had a sudden urge to post a picture of a mutilated cat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8282 on: September 08, 2014, 12:17:49 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 07, 2014, 08:59:28 pm
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8283 on: September 08, 2014, 02:02:56 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on September 08, 2014, 01:58:32 pm
You can keep your time machines, I'll keep modern medicine and easily accessible lube. I don't want to be tempted to resort to pederasty to keep from going insane.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8284 on: September 08, 2014, 03:18:01 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on September 05, 2014, 05:34:35 pm
You're my sister now, by the way, Tawa.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8285 on: September 08, 2014, 04:54:22 pm »
Quote from: NAV on September 08, 2014, 04:36:40 pm
It is evil, but still happy because I am becoming harder.


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New faptop, basically it's running on porn 24/7.

And has a rock-hard D.
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8286 on: September 08, 2014, 04:55:38 pm »
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Quote from: Objective on September 08, 2014, 03:15:36 pm

New faptop, basically it's running on porn 24/7.

And has a rock-hard D.
I'm pretty sure that's cheating.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8287 on: September 08, 2014, 04:56:27 pm »
Just one page(?) after I was slapped for misquoting things, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8288 on: September 08, 2014, 06:43:25 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on September 08, 2014, 06:34:07 pm
Bill uses Disguise Self on himself, to make him look less dead.

It sounded more OOC'y in my head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8289 on: September 08, 2014, 07:23:34 pm »
Quote from: Glowcat on September 08, 2014, 10:36:22 am
"I don't hate caves. Some of my best friends are caves."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8290 on: September 08, 2014, 08:18:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8291 on: September 08, 2014, 09:39:46 pm »
Player PM from-ProfessorFancy/(Gemmi Short-Horn)(?): My life is hard enough as a severely disabled person of a race that everybody hates
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8292 on: September 08, 2014, 10:00:55 pm »
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It sounds like when you have to pee really bad and all the stalls are full and you're just standing there hopping from one leg to the other like "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun".
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8293 on: September 08, 2014, 10:07:58 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 08, 2014, 09:18:31 pm
YOU BARELY EVEN FEEL THE SOUL CRUSHING DESPAIR ANYMORE!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8294 on: September 09, 2014, 06:05:55 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on September 09, 2014, 01:21:17 am
like a Captain Planet Villain in an episode of Law and Order.
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