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Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8250 on: September 04, 2014, 11:43:31 pm »
Oh, OMH was in context plenty of times.

Like all those times he got high, which happened enough to make Old Man Henderson getting high an 'in context' thing.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8251 on: September 05, 2014, 01:36:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8252 on: September 05, 2014, 06:14:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8253 on: September 05, 2014, 07:46:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8254 on: September 05, 2014, 09:35:48 pm »
I honestly panicked when I saw that last one, fearing that LSP had actually been banned.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8255 on: September 05, 2014, 09:39:16 pm »
Aw crap, I forgot to get the link.

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Time to fish it out.

EDIT: Done.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8256 on: September 06, 2014, 05:08:53 am »
Quote from: A (paraphrased) discussion with my dad
Dad: People have done it before.
Me: No, they haven't. That's ridiculous.
Dad: Well, they have. I've tried it.
Me: So have I, incidentally, though not seriously...
Dad: All I get is flatulence.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8257 on: September 06, 2014, 12:23:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8258 on: September 06, 2014, 01:18:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8259 on: September 06, 2014, 03:09:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8260 on: September 06, 2014, 08:12:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8261 on: September 06, 2014, 10:40:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8262 on: September 07, 2014, 03:18:14 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on September 07, 2014, 01:12:57 am
most white people are often white themselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8263 on: September 07, 2014, 05:39:49 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on September 07, 2014, 03:18:14 am
Quote from: Neonivek on September 07, 2014, 01:12:57 am
most white people are often white themselves.
isn't there some rule about not cutting out bits of text from quotes?
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Quote from: Neonivek on September 07, 2014, 01:12:57 am
most white people have a predominantly white life and are often white themselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8264 on: September 07, 2014, 08:04:39 am »
BD is correct.

* Darvi slaps II with a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Of course, the post he's been quoting from is FD's, which is still dishonest because he didn't give the correct source.
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