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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761658 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8206 on: September 01, 2014, 10:37:59 am »

Do I need to add 'No being a smartass'?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8207 on: September 01, 2014, 10:41:09 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8208 on: September 01, 2014, 10:17:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8209 on: September 02, 2014, 04:03:38 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8210 on: September 02, 2014, 01:03:41 pm »

Great, now we need a graph cross-comparing countries by number of guns per reported wolf rape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8211 on: September 02, 2014, 03:47:17 pm »

Your neighbours didn't leave, you lying bastard.

You set the cat army on them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8212 on: September 02, 2014, 05:34:25 pm »

Please bend over and prepare your sphincter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8213 on: September 02, 2014, 05:36:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8214 on: September 02, 2014, 08:20:34 pm »

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From somewhere in this show, I think
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8215 on: September 02, 2014, 09:17:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8216 on: September 02, 2014, 09:49:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8217 on: September 02, 2014, 10:44:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8218 on: September 02, 2014, 11:03:46 pm »

He was saying "Mom's spaghetti". It always seemed like a decidedly unbadass thing to include in a rap song.
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