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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757137 times)

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Quote from: From a group skype convo~
[8/25/14, 1:01:41 PM] Alex: Jordan, can you hander an Eldritch Boner Beast?
[8/25/14, 1:01:47 PM] Jordan Rhines: I dunno
[8/25/14, 1:01:51 PM] Arrache KnanKiel: I heard mermaid tails are good Anvils
[8/25/14, 1:01:56 PM] Alex: HAh
[8/25/14, 1:02:03 PM] Alex: Against an Eldritch Boner Beast?
[8/25/14, 1:02:04 PM] Arrache KnanKiel: Just drop it on them
[8/25/14, 1:02:08 PM] Arrache KnanKiel: Arrache KnanKiel has legit seen someone do that
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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That's manipulative editing, though. It turns the object into subject of axe murder.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Fixed.
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killing nazis with axes in a thuderstorm
That doesn't need context, though.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.

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« Last Edit: August 31, 2014, 07:32:56 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Oh.

I'll just be over here in this corner. Don't mind me...
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I AM NOT ACTUALLY VERY GOOD AT MODERATING.

PLEASE CONTINUE NORMAL OPERATIONS.

Oh hey, we're coming up on 10k posts. Sure, it took, what, 4 years to get to 8k, but progress! Mathematically, It should just be one more year. I wonder what will happen.

That uh. That wasn't foreshadowing or anything. Legitimately curious.

Probably shoulda waited 7 days to muse on it... Damn.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8199 on: August 31, 2014, 08:51:54 pm »

Instead of a dog, he has a penguin that sits back and masturbates to everything.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8201 on: September 01, 2014, 06:42:21 am »

2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.

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'Well, after one night when I and my dad ended up killing some nazis with axes in a thuderstorm'

Emphasis on the end of that. He removed things from in front, and from behind. Nothing in-between.

I didn't say it went against the rules, just that it's somewhat misleading.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8202 on: September 01, 2014, 08:19:06 am »

3. No discussion, only contributions. Discussion can clutter up or derail a thread like this one, with the added annoyance of removing the mystery behind the out-of-context quotes. So please, if you must discuss, take it to another thread. This doesn't mean that you can't introduce or comment on a quote, though, as long as you do so when you're quoting it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8203 on: September 01, 2014, 08:28:20 am »


I didn't say it went against the rules, just that it's somewhat misleading.
As long as you don't snip stuff from the middle of a quote, that's totally fine and dandy. Quote mining, ho!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8204 on: September 01, 2014, 09:54:18 am »

We somehow ended up defending Hitler's painting skills.
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