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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712607 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7965 on: August 15, 2014, 04:35:04 pm »

keep an eye out for naked people in the backgrounds.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7967 on: August 15, 2014, 04:38:37 pm »

A crowdfunded death cult
I guess including the bit about Bay12 is too much context, huh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7968 on: August 15, 2014, 05:16:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7969 on: August 15, 2014, 05:17:58 pm »

I'll just burn of my own arms, no sweat.
It smells like chemically scented shit instead of just regular shit.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2014, 05:19:59 pm by Yoink »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7970 on: August 15, 2014, 05:23:39 pm »

Don't you hate it when you're getting it on with a cute guy and then your mom comes barging in, breathing fire and swinging an unholy mace while sitting on the back of the horse of apocalypse?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7971 on: August 15, 2014, 05:45:46 pm »

so it smells like chemically scented shit instead of just regular shit.
The cats don't seem to mind.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7972 on: August 15, 2014, 08:39:30 pm »

Don't worry, I'll upload your being to a computer beforehand.
Oh my god im alive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7973 on: August 15, 2014, 10:00:14 pm »

encourages good behavior and friendship even if my child only uses it to play games where they violently murder hordes of people
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7974 on: August 15, 2014, 10:15:42 pm »

How about we play trains? Sit on my face and I'll 'choo choo choo'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7976 on: August 15, 2014, 10:54:25 pm »

I don't know what else I could possibly need if I had your family to repeatedly murder...



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7977 on: August 15, 2014, 11:03:34 pm »

I don't really know what this one's supposed to mean, but it sounds kinky:
a date being interrupted by your mom joining in on a four legged bone machine

make a browser extension that replaces "vampire" with "romanian"
« Last Edit: August 15, 2014, 11:51:02 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7978 on: August 15, 2014, 11:10:46 pm »

Old people are weird.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7979 on: August 16, 2014, 06:31:24 am »

I'M GOING TO WORSHIP SATAN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
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