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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762484 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7951 on: August 14, 2014, 11:39:42 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7952 on: August 14, 2014, 02:33:47 pm »

God appeared to us on a boat. He wrote the secrets of the universe on the back of a screaming baby. I remember thinking this must be real life because I could not have made up something this crazy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7953 on: August 14, 2014, 03:37:49 pm »

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[15:36]   Remalle   FINISH HIM
[15:36]   Hatkitty   with what v:
[15:36]   swordstar   lol
[15:36]   Hatkitty   he is outside range of other ballista unless he moves to heal Sara
[15:36]   Remalle   hands Haspen a pistol with a single bullet
[15:36]   Hatkitty   shoots Remalle in the groin.
[15:36]   Hatkitty   There.
[15:36]   Remalle   Mr. Happy! Nooooooooo
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7954 on: August 14, 2014, 04:12:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7955 on: August 14, 2014, 04:15:34 pm »

I just imagine LSP poking his head out of people's food and spouting random nonsense.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7956 on: August 14, 2014, 04:18:06 pm »

I just imagine LSP poking his head out of people's food and spouting random nonsense.
Not out-of-context enough.
LSP is always context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7957 on: August 14, 2014, 05:04:59 pm »

*Walks into rage thread*

*Sees erect greatorder*

*Walks out of the rage thread*

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7959 on: August 15, 2014, 06:22:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7960 on: August 15, 2014, 06:40:32 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7961 on: August 15, 2014, 09:06:06 am »

Called ghostbusters, called the queen, called the excorcist, alerted the catholic church, all the protestant churches, called the defunct ottoman empire, called the titanic, called the MI6, the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, Mossad, KGB, PRC, Royal Marines, SAS, Navy Seals, Godzilla, Stalin, Steven Hawkings, Das boot, Mecha-Hitler, the East India trading pith helmet, the god Emperor of Persia Xerxes, saviour of the world Mithradates, the hashashin, the teutonic knights, the bubonic knights, the order of the hatchets, the order of the garter, the society of gentlemanly gentlemen, the original illuminati class of 99, the lizard people, the fake moon landing that 9/11'd your water supply, called Dr. Frankenstein, called Einstein, called Archimedes, called Michael Bay, called Pericles, called Caesar, called John, called Chris Hanson, called Charles Manson, called 008 James Bong, called Denmark, called the ubersquatslav, called Best Korean weight lifters, called Santa Claus, called super-Shiva, called Quaritch Maximus Aurelius I, called it, called for political change, called for we must dissent, called for Pathos, called for Grisha5, called for Toady, called for Sweden YES, called for space Polan, called for RON PAUL 2012, called for the Iron Fedoracorp. infantry, called for flame war veterans, called Cthulhu, called for nuclear strike, called for tactical deep strike from SPEHSS, called for armour and infantry support, called for support for car crash survivors, called for facebook likes, called for operation enduring freedom II electric boogaloo, ordered ectoplasm from the internet, pirated a movie about hunting ghosts, called for Monsanto hit squads, called for Count Suarezula, called for team Jacob, called for Harry Potter X Twilight Sparkle fanfic writers, called for Tesco vs Sainsbury war veterans, called for milkmen, called for the royal mail, called for King Kong, called for Encyclopedia Brittanica airdrop, called for gorrillion folded katana so sharp it cuts GOD, committed sudoku, there is no hope, happenings now, 3spooky5me this is the future you chose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7962 on: August 15, 2014, 09:23:28 am »

I'm not opening it. I refuse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7964 on: August 15, 2014, 10:40:50 am »

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This isn't the scared thread.

G-Fucking-G, me.
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