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Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7935 on: August 11, 2014, 09:40:41 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 09:28:57 pm
Googling "belt sander porn" turned up nothing of the sort.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7936 on: August 11, 2014, 09:47:44 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 11, 2014, 08:29:15 pm
Just be careful not to burn the ENTIRE house down.
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I'm getting what I want... it's just exceptionally painful.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7937 on: August 11, 2014, 11:44:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7938 on: August 11, 2014, 11:46:36 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on August 11, 2014, 11:44:28 pm
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...wow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7939 on: August 12, 2014, 12:08:52 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on August 11, 2014, 11:21:09 pm
They put liquid asshole in the water
Quote from: Empiricist on August 12, 2014, 12:13:58 am
They'll be like the folding chairs that people hit each other with. Except with more bleeding and screaming :P
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7940 on: August 12, 2014, 12:28:23 am »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on August 11, 2014, 11:26:30 pm
* SomeStupidGuy takes out a credit card and lines up a nice row of spiders, proceeding to snort them up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7941 on: August 12, 2014, 12:32:30 am »
Quote from: Greiger on August 11, 2014, 11:44:28 pm
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Your poor Tier 6 friend. All alone, begging for change beside commoners (and aristocrats, for some reason).

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7942 on: August 12, 2014, 04:59:22 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7943 on: August 12, 2014, 09:24:55 am »
Quote from: Darkmere on August 12, 2014, 01:16:52 am
On a crisp midwinter morning a moving van rolls to a stop in a field two blocks south of a megamall. It disgorges one man with a flaming katana and a lot of time to kill.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7944 on: August 12, 2014, 12:18:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7945 on: August 12, 2014, 05:31:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7946 on: August 13, 2014, 06:31:56 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7947 on: August 13, 2014, 08:22:59 am »
Quote from: Objective on August 13, 2014, 12:03:57 am
Why do gingers always look like CGI, anyways?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7948 on: August 13, 2014, 09:31:17 am »
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<Wrex> I hope you passive aggresively take this out on each other while I sleep
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<Wrex> I hope you DON'T Do that
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7949 on: August 13, 2014, 10:08:46 am »
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