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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762819 times)

Molly Renata

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7815 on: July 31, 2014, 06:34:50 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7816 on: August 01, 2014, 02:58:04 am »

"Great job crew! Turns out that spooky, mechanical, god-like Reaper was no one else but old Mr Winterbuckle!"

"Argh, and my plans for devouring all life in the galaxy would've succeeded too if it wasn't for you meddlesome kids!".
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7817 on: August 01, 2014, 05:47:21 pm »

In short, the last two weeks have been dildos. And it ain't even over.

"Internet, give me an article on the recent NYPD manslaughter"
"Which one?"
"The one with the chokehold."
"Which one?"
"The one where the choked person was black."
"Which one?"
"Oh for f'."

TD1

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7818 on: August 01, 2014, 06:47:49 pm »

You'd be surprised at how much damage she can do with one leg.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7819 on: August 01, 2014, 07:02:51 pm »

That gets things going again. As well as necessitating a lack of chairs for half an hour.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7820 on: August 01, 2014, 07:37:15 pm »

Grimacing a randy baboon face, you tried to spew a stream of vomit. Fortunately, due to the fact that wine digest and assimilated quickly enough you didn't spoil well water with your beatiful inner world.

I don't care how old this is, it's beautiful and amazing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7821 on: August 01, 2014, 08:12:49 pm »

Her threats are as empty as a robots underpants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7822 on: August 01, 2014, 08:22:31 pm »

I still stick my nude, sweaty self into them every day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7823 on: August 01, 2014, 08:26:52 pm »

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KingOfStarrySkies: are a fruit flavored dickwaffle
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7824 on: August 01, 2014, 08:31:38 pm »

I still stick my nude, sweaty self into them every day.
This quote would've been even better if you left in this:
I haven't died. Yet.
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Molly Renata

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7825 on: August 01, 2014, 10:46:00 pm »

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basically he's only good if you need a spare dad
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Molly Renata, also known as gyppygirl2021.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7826 on: August 02, 2014, 02:50:21 am »

You get lynched, the Church takes over management of the Brothel, and everyone gets guns and hookers.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7827 on: August 02, 2014, 03:32:25 am »

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KingOfStarrySkies: i'm in the company
KingOfStarrySkies: of gods
KingOfStarrySkies: and i feel no jealous
KingOfStarrySkies: only awe
KingOfStarrySkies: and slight constipation

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7828 on: August 02, 2014, 04:13:20 am »

is cavewoman really that much of a fetish
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7829 on: August 02, 2014, 04:16:33 am »

is cavewoman really that much of a fetish

Oh I think that's the first time I've been out of contexted
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