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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7695 on: July 19, 2014, 11:02:14 pm »

You should have cut it off as "your father had sex with a fish" for maximum OOCness.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7696 on: July 19, 2014, 11:04:31 pm »

You should have cut it off as "your father had sex with a fish" for maximum OOCness.
you mean maximum dermstructionness
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7697 on: July 19, 2014, 11:06:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7699 on: July 20, 2014, 12:20:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7700 on: July 20, 2014, 12:27:40 am »

Meh, everyone in my family knows I do it, but I still do it away from people behind a closed door.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7701 on: July 20, 2014, 05:16:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7702 on: July 20, 2014, 06:33:44 am »

I kept zooming in until I was uncomfortably close to weegee and nothing happened.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7703 on: July 20, 2014, 03:20:10 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7704 on: July 20, 2014, 07:08:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7705 on: July 20, 2014, 11:40:50 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7706 on: July 21, 2014, 03:36:13 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7707 on: July 21, 2014, 06:55:48 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7708 on: July 21, 2014, 02:54:04 pm »

« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 09:48:59 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7709 on: July 21, 2014, 03:11:13 pm »

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