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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762708 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7140 on: May 29, 2014, 09:50:29 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on May 27, 2014, 08:19:06 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7141 on: May 30, 2014, 02:23:53 am »
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09:20   <Duckling>: Yes Wymar, he dies.  It's a very dark episode.
09:21   <Duckling>: It marked the transition of Magic School Bus to the grim drama it's known for being now
09:21   <Duckling>: Where any main character could die at any time
09:21   <Duckling>: I was shocked when Mrs. Frizzle was impaled on a medieval pike, let me tell you
09:22   <Duckling>: That was an intense episode
09:22   <Duckling>: Yes, Mrs. Frizzle.  She had to get married to an abusive rich man in order to pay off some debts with some unsavoury folks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7142 on: May 30, 2014, 07:35:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7143 on: May 30, 2014, 08:32:32 am »
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15:33   <Solymr>: bushes are now portal guns
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15:33   <Solymr>: are you sure it wasnt weed
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15:35   <Solymr>: well he is the pope
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7144 on: May 30, 2014, 01:33:13 pm »
Quote from: Di on May 30, 2014, 01:31:35 pm
design an answering machine that would kill them before they meet your authorities.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7145 on: May 30, 2014, 02:21:29 pm »
Quote from: Tack on May 30, 2014, 01:34:28 pm
Sigh. The things we do for warm feet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7146 on: May 30, 2014, 05:49:57 pm »
[11:51.04] <scrabbabble> WAIT WAS MAX Z JUST HERE AND I KISSED HIM

[11:54.37] <GlyphGryph> Wrong asshole, dick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7147 on: May 31, 2014, 12:05:20 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 30, 2014, 09:49:55 pm
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God dammit, I swear someone scotchguarded the cat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7148 on: May 31, 2014, 05:21:02 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7149 on: May 31, 2014, 02:01:19 pm »
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21:01   <PowderMiner>: Also my keyboard keeps disappearing and it's ANNOYING
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7150 on: May 31, 2014, 06:28:39 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on May 31, 2014, 05:54:18 pm
It wasn't just a turd, it was the shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7151 on: May 31, 2014, 08:53:05 pm »
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You might as well turn in your internet licence.

Quote from: JoshuaFH on October 08, 2009, 12:04:32 pm
You need suspenders to hold your panties up? Maybe you should buy a smaller size from now on.

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I got torn at least 7 new assholes
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7152 on: June 01, 2014, 12:13:04 am »
Quote from: Yoink on May 31, 2014, 08:53:05 pm
Quote from: JoshuaFH on October 08, 2009, 12:04:32 pm
You need suspenders to hold your panties up? Maybe you should buy a smaller size from now on.
How do you find such an old quote out of nowhere? I don't even.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7153 on: June 01, 2014, 12:15:57 am »
Yoink is a web crawler dedicated to finding the most out of context aand funny quotes on the forum (YMMV on both of these qualities). As you can see, it's not particularly perfect.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7154 on: June 01, 2014, 12:21:58 am »
Toribash:
<guninanrunnin> maimed for life
<guninanrunnin> you'll never flail again

Edit: fixed name, added context.
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