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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6870 on: April 23, 2014, 10:26:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6871 on: April 24, 2014, 04:40:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6872 on: April 24, 2014, 05:29:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6873 on: April 24, 2014, 07:13:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6874 on: April 24, 2014, 07:45:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6875 on: April 25, 2014, 09:31:58 pm »
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on April 25, 2014, 06:53:29 pm
To put it very roughly, you take a tube, a shaped charge and a rocket engine. Attach the rocket engine to the shaped charge and stick it in the tube.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6876 on: April 25, 2014, 09:33:15 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6877 on: April 25, 2014, 11:10:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6878 on: April 25, 2014, 11:33:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6879 on: April 26, 2014, 01:57:03 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6880 on: April 26, 2014, 08:24:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6881 on: April 26, 2014, 10:11:15 am »
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Quote from: Akura on April 24, 2014, 02:54:20 pm
"I like my morning joe the way I like my BDSM gear: black, scalding, and with a mistress in 5in. heels whipping my scrotum mercilessly."
Oh great. I achieved immortality through dominatrix. No, I'm not really complaining about that. It's kinda how I wanted to do it.

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Quote from: Janet on April 25, 2014, 06:52:09 pm
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on April 25, 2014, 06:53:29 pm
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It's funnier that both of those are in response to the same thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6882 on: April 26, 2014, 12:05:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6883 on: April 26, 2014, 12:59:43 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 26, 2014, 12:13:42 pm
Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6884 on: April 26, 2014, 03:44:23 pm »
Quote from: Ozarck on April 26, 2014, 03:38:57 pm
that outfit. WHy is it even ... are those breasts? Why? so many questions ....
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