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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6795 on: April 06, 2014, 03:48:05 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on April 06, 2014, 01:06:50 am
Do you regularly walk around without pants?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6796 on: April 06, 2014, 02:47:38 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on April 06, 2014, 12:11:59 pm
Vampies ambush you when you least expect it.
Though it would probably be rude if they did so in the bathroom.
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I want to have sex with you, you weird hairless two-legged ape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6797 on: April 06, 2014, 05:42:23 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on April 06, 2014, 04:28:30 pm
"I killed a person, and then caught HIV from them. Also, I'm gay, a communist, a fascist, a devout Muslim, and I want to study Liberal Arts."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6798 on: April 06, 2014, 07:15:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6799 on: April 06, 2014, 11:43:22 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on April 06, 2014, 11:34:25 pm
I get really amused by the idea of them just suddenly stopping in the middle of trying to repair the engine and saying, "I must go now, my people need me." then teleporting off.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6800 on: April 07, 2014, 10:39:09 am »
Quote from: RedKing on April 07, 2014, 10:32:39 am
"Happy Birthday, you're in labor!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6801 on: April 07, 2014, 12:17:07 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on March 28, 2014, 01:58:55 pm
So I ripped the rifle from his hands and jammed it through his face, butt-first.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6802 on: April 07, 2014, 05:51:35 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on April 07, 2014, 12:17:07 pm
Quote from: Knit tie on March 28, 2014, 01:58:55 pm
So I ripped the rifle from his hands and jammed it through his face, butt-first.
This is seriously wonderful.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6803 on: April 07, 2014, 08:19:27 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 04, 2014, 08:55:12 am
YOUR HEAD SAILS OFF IN AN ARK! THE ARK LATER ESTABLISHES A COLONY IN ALPHA CENTAURI, AND YOUR HEAD IS DISPLAYED ON A PIKE AS A REMINDER OF THE OLD WORLD.
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 06:46:55 pm
Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6804 on: April 08, 2014, 01:40:12 am »
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6:13:05 PM   Japa  There is no spoon. This is a Chinese restaurant. They use chopsticks here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6805 on: April 08, 2014, 10:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 08, 2014, 10:01:49 pm
I'm having difficulty envisioning how those would be attached to a steel bra, but will accept your greater expertise in the realm of environmentally hazardous crossdressing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6806 on: April 09, 2014, 11:51:06 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 09, 2014, 11:48:55 am
I bet he says "Ach!" a lot when nobody's looking! Especially when the drugs start to wear off, his asthma kicks in and his voice gets weird! That's what the drugs protect us from!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6807 on: April 09, 2014, 06:29:28 pm »
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Vehicular man slaughter*
Vehicular man glomping.
Vehicular Elf glomping.
Dwarven glomping.
Vehicular Elf Shipping.
Vehicular assisted hugging.
Elf assisted hugging.
Elf assisted Sanure-murdering.
Aklyon-assisted Planetary Annihilation.
Twi-assisted Puella Magi marathoning.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6808 on: April 10, 2014, 10:39:00 am »
Quote from: RedKing on April 10, 2014, 10:05:45 am
Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6809 on: April 11, 2014, 07:15:59 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 11, 2014, 06:33:41 pm
Good for you. We shan't eat you, you are the future.
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