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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764702 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6705 on: March 21, 2014, 04:45:06 pm »

People might even accept sweet phallus being lobbed at them, in that case.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6706 on: March 21, 2014, 05:30:34 pm »

The future is sugary sweet phallus being shoved down Frumples throat, forever.
Dat thread~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6707 on: March 21, 2014, 06:29:43 pm »

Combo breaker!
 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6708 on: March 21, 2014, 10:40:21 pm »

Plus I'm not sure where I'll be able to get my hands on a couple dozen penises for cheap.
Phallic jokes are totally classy humor, right guys.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6709 on: March 22, 2014, 10:45:43 am »

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What's the rule regarding quoting ourselves?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6710 on: March 22, 2014, 11:13:03 am »

Ehh.

I think it's "Don't".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6711 on: March 22, 2014, 11:53:14 am »

Ehh.

I think it's "Don't".
Yeah its "don't."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6712 on: March 22, 2014, 05:03:07 pm »

Can I live in your ass mecca of a house?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6713 on: March 22, 2014, 08:46:13 pm »

I realized I forgot several clauses that I intended to put in that statement which would have precluded Cheese's statement...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6714 on: March 22, 2014, 09:03:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6715 on: March 22, 2014, 11:52:16 pm »

In DF, shipping is serious business.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6716 on: March 23, 2014, 12:38:10 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6717 on: March 23, 2014, 12:57:11 am »

I'm terrified of it to be honest.

No way, Xantaclaus terrified of something?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6718 on: March 23, 2014, 01:43:24 am »

So yea, I don't need to make analogies, they are Godwining themselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6719 on: March 23, 2014, 01:47:47 am »

Atleast they arent thieving drug dealing assassinating law abiders.
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