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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6585 on: March 09, 2014, 12:21:07 pm »
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[11:57]   Furtuka   makes Taricus's head explode
[12:02]   scribblee   Oh, yello pnx!
[12:02]   scribblee   *hello
[12:02]   Pnx   Yello indeed
[12:02]   Pnx   Also don't do that Furtuka, it's rude.
[12:02]   Pnx   You ask permission first.
[12:02]   Furtuka   but... but he was already dead
[12:02]   scribblee   And also very sludgey
[12:03]   __Wymar__   Aaaand that's why headgear's a good idea
[12:03]   Pnx   That's no excuse for bad manners!
[12:03]   __Wymar__   Keeps the bits and pieces together,
[12:03]   Taricus   I still prefer my skull intact.
[12:03]   Pnx   Quite you.
[12:03]   Pnx   *quiet
[12:03]   Taricus   :c


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[12:10]   scribblee   Are we not one people, we lobsterpeople and humans? Are we not brothers?
[12:10]   scribblee   Do we not both turn an agressive shade of red when boiled?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6586 on: March 09, 2014, 01:15:01 pm »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6587 on: March 09, 2014, 04:05:00 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 09, 2014, 04:03:33 pm
Marrying hobbits is the best get-rich-quick scheme.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6588 on: March 09, 2014, 11:45:31 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on March 09, 2014, 11:40:16 pm
Yes. You are the only one ever. The unique one. The Chosen One. Come to save us from our boring lives that don't involve chunking babies at moving vehicles. It is your destiny. Show us the way. Show us the light. Show us the secret of throwing babies at trucks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6589 on: March 10, 2014, 12:48:44 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on March 10, 2014, 12:46:02 am
No offence, but you're supposed to tell him to use the search function while expressing your sincere doubts about his heterosexuality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6590 on: March 10, 2014, 03:22:40 am »
Quote from: Frumple on March 09, 2014, 06:40:59 pm
It keeps happening, like stairs made of deformed genetic experiments.
Quote from: Janet on March 09, 2014, 08:11:57 pm
The trailer feels like some kind of sentient beast trying to make everything go wrong at the last moment.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6591 on: March 10, 2014, 03:31:06 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on March 10, 2014, 12:03:45 am
My hooves are cold, and it's making me sick.  Is there anything I can do about this at all?
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6592 on: March 10, 2014, 03:31:09 pm »
Quote from: Karkov on March 10, 2014, 03:30:17 pm
10/10, would get mauled by a bear in a tiny room again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6593 on: March 10, 2014, 03:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on March 10, 2014, 03:06:10 pm
He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6594 on: March 10, 2014, 03:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on March 10, 2014, 03:06:10 pm
Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6595 on: March 10, 2014, 04:04:06 pm »
Let's see how long it takes people to notice that the context to all of these is exactly the same.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6596 on: March 10, 2014, 04:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on March 10, 2014, 04:04:06 pm
Let's see how long it takes people to notice that the context to all of these is exactly the same.
It's rather obvious, isn't it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6597 on: March 10, 2014, 04:11:22 pm »
bears -> mauling
tabletop -> DnD is Satan -> Jesus
??? (Bay12itis?) -> claustrophobia, AIDS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6598 on: March 10, 2014, 04:19:36 pm »
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on March 10, 2014, 03:57:22 pm
The onlooking crowd cheers on as the the dice meister prepares to send the dice over the edge.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6599 on: March 10, 2014, 06:20:41 pm »
<G-Flex> couldn't the empire have just like
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