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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708875 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6570 on: March 06, 2014, 09:28:45 am »
<Shook> help i can't stop staring at all these balls
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6571 on: March 06, 2014, 11:12:09 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on March 06, 2014, 10:51:55 am
Children I typically lead through caltrop fields until they (evidently) just have their legs shaved off and flop around as an angry torso until they get a caltrop through the eye.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6572 on: March 06, 2014, 11:50:45 am »
Quote from: kj1225 on January 11, 2014, 11:53:31 pm
I hope he doesn't do anything involving gay men, screwing, and me.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6573 on: March 06, 2014, 01:48:59 pm »
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Owl boobs. Make it kawaii.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6574 on: March 06, 2014, 02:11:17 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 06, 2014, 01:48:59 pm
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Owl boobs. Make it kawaii.
Does anyone have a link to the you are not sugoi lizard? I appear to have misplaced it.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6575 on: March 06, 2014, 02:25:25 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 06, 2014, 02:11:17 pm
Does anyone have a link to the you are not sugoi lizard? I appear to have misplaced it.

Wat. What is You are not Sugoi Lizard? Or whatever it's called.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6576 on: March 06, 2014, 05:24:05 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on March 06, 2014, 04:56:42 pm
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 06, 2014, 04:54:29 pm
Quote from: Octobomb on March 06, 2014, 04:53:21 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on March 06, 2014, 04:52:13 pm
Quote from: Octobomb on March 06, 2014, 04:51:17 pm
In Soviet Russia, wolves ice axe you!
In Soviet Russia, ice wolves axe you!
In Soviet Russia, axe wolves ice you!
In Soviet Wolves, ice Russia you axe!
Axe Soviet in, ice you Russia wolves!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6577 on: March 06, 2014, 09:49:46 pm »
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[03:43] <Objectkitty> HAT WORN
[03:46] <Objectkitty> HOW DO I EAT FOOD
[03:46] <Objectkitty> HALP
I DON'T KNOW
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6578 on: March 07, 2014, 03:47:01 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on March 07, 2014, 12:14:38 am
Maybe you are molting. If you are, save the skin so you can dress up as your younger self for Halloween.
Quote from: Kadzar on March 07, 2014, 12:31:42 am
Well, wet things are notoriously bad at being burnt.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6579 on: March 07, 2014, 04:33:03 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on March 07, 2014, 04:29:17 pm
Seriously, it's like they want you to feel warm and fuzzy inside by having an IcyHot covered kitten crawl its way up your asshole.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6580 on: March 07, 2014, 08:46:09 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 07, 2014, 05:40:04 am
Turnaround: Claim Hitler is God, become neo-nazi! Or just reconcile with your friend or something...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6581 on: March 08, 2014, 09:58:07 am »
Quote from: Sheb on March 08, 2014, 09:56:25 am
I'm thinking we could probably solve world hunger if we figured what if it that makes you guys so efficient at absorbing food.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6582 on: March 08, 2014, 11:50:09 am »
Quote from: Pnx on March 08, 2014, 11:02:52 am
Complements can counterintuitively cause commotion, cajole cautiously, cast calm cadence!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6583 on: March 08, 2014, 06:23:24 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph
Oracles have been replaced by Economists, though one could argue efficacy hasn't actually improved here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6584 on: March 08, 2014, 09:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Friend of mine
That is like one of the 10 commandments. It's like
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife,
Thou shalt not spam the buttons in Teamspeak
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It's FEF, not FEOF
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