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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708722 times)

Erils

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6525 on: February 27, 2014, 02:28:42 am »

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BLOW THE VAMPIRE UP. I SWEAR.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6526 on: February 27, 2014, 12:12:59 pm »

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There was once woman who believed clothing and humans weren't enemies.

She was a fool.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6527 on: February 27, 2014, 12:13:55 pm »

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There was once woman who believed clothing and humans weren't enemies.

She was a fool.
I think anime quotes are off-limits.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6528 on: February 27, 2014, 12:31:18 pm »

Where do automated cars come from? Well Billy, sometimes two cars park very close together in the garage, and if they love each other very much, the autos mate and make a Smart Car!

*Intermittent car alarms going off throughout the night, across the city*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6529 on: February 27, 2014, 03:44:28 pm »

The whale is delivered by air mail, which causes the plane to crash, resulting in you being successfully sued for millions, leaving you homeless and starved.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6530 on: February 27, 2014, 04:13:51 pm »

Google puts this issue as "people don't like being killed by robots".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6531 on: February 27, 2014, 10:18:06 pm »

And of course, it follows that as soon as the coffee runs out, the Human dies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6532 on: February 27, 2014, 10:51:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6533 on: February 28, 2014, 12:19:30 am »

"Quick, hold still while I rub my foreskin over your third-degree burn wounds!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6534 on: February 28, 2014, 12:32:53 am »

Ah i wonder what's going on in the internet tod- OH GOD SHE DID WHAT WITH HER WHAT?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6535 on: February 28, 2014, 12:53:52 am »

This is one of those glorious times where it gets even better if you imagine those were all sequential. Apparently Jesus is a girl now, with magical healing foreskin? Fascinating.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6536 on: February 28, 2014, 02:16:10 am »

Apparently Jesus is a girl now, with magical healing foreskin? Fascinating.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6537 on: February 28, 2014, 11:09:13 am »

Yeah, I tried hard to make it look like he was laughing instead of morphing into a weird midget or something.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6538 on: February 28, 2014, 04:08:55 pm »

On the other hand, if something is bad enough that you'll get your ass drilled into to cure, then I'd rather the ass-drill than for it to continue.
If someone is going to drill into my bones I want to be knocked out for the procedure and then so doped up with meds afterward that I don't remember my recovery period, and the doctor hands me a bill one day and says "Son, you don't even want to know". Gladly pay.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6539 on: February 28, 2014, 05:51:38 pm »

Quote from: some reddit thread
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