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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761402 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6510 on: February 22, 2014, 08:16:32 pm »
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[19:00]   adwarf   I beg to differ, people speak of my penetrating power all around the world, its clearly superior to yours >:C
[19:00]   Shook   YOURS IS IMPURE PENETRATION, ADWARF
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6511 on: February 22, 2014, 11:05:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6512 on: February 23, 2014, 07:37:19 am »
Quote from: Darvi on February 23, 2014, 07:24:40 am
Oh damn you Max and your Australian time travel.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6513 on: February 23, 2014, 09:55:00 am »
Quote from: Mech#4 on February 23, 2014, 09:16:06 am
Maybe it's too thin for a devil to fit inside?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6514 on: February 23, 2014, 01:29:16 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on February 23, 2014, 01:10:49 pm
These creepy cannibals have good taste. I must grant them that, if nothing else.

Quote from: scrdest on February 23, 2014, 01:33:12 pm
Starting from today, I'm going to scream 'IT'S ALIVE!' and cackle like a madman every time I wash lettuce.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6515 on: February 24, 2014, 12:15:41 am »
Quote from: PyroDesu on February 23, 2014, 09:25:59 pm
My finger went in partway, stopped, I pulled it out, and not a thing changed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6516 on: February 24, 2014, 08:53:23 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6517 on: February 24, 2014, 09:05:57 pm »
Quote from: Twi on February 24, 2014, 08:38:22 pm
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 24, 2014, 08:26:21 pm
Now I'm just imaging someone surfing the Shank Wave; if you fall over, the sharks shank you with knives.
This would probably sound just as badass in any other context.
Not sure if it goes here, but eh, I just realized how relevant said comment is and went for it :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6518 on: February 25, 2014, 03:51:20 am »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on February 24, 2014, 12:21:38 pm
I ... don't care about what happens to my body after I'm dead. I'm kinda finished with it at that point.
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I am currently sitting on an ice floe off Greenland, browsing forums with my fat-ass flippers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6519 on: February 25, 2014, 08:32:56 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on February 25, 2014, 01:48:32 pm
Baby anything is more tender and delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6520 on: February 25, 2014, 08:41:35 pm »
Quote from: Twi on February 24, 2014, 09:05:57 pm
Quote from: Twi on February 24, 2014, 08:38:22 pm
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 24, 2014, 08:26:21 pm
Now I'm just imaging someone surfing the Shank Wave; if you fall over, the sharks shank you with knives.
This would probably sound just as badass in any other context.
Not sure if it goes here, but eh, I just realized how relevant said comment is and went for it :P

The Shank Wave does not need context - it is simply badass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6521 on: February 26, 2014, 05:13:07 pm »
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<efrem> what if the horse is making itself popcorn + then it turns into glue and now there's just popcorn w/ glue all over it
<efrem> also the horse is your fifth grade teacher and now all the kids are eating glue popcorn
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6522 on: February 26, 2014, 08:58:50 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 26, 2014, 08:34:01 pm
Is that like a machine gun that shoots knives?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6523 on: February 26, 2014, 09:48:39 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on February 26, 2014, 09:37:15 pm
Funny story, usually the hat is a Hat of Intelligence, and is offered as the only reason that elephant slug is smart enough to be a spellcaster.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6524 on: February 27, 2014, 02:10:50 am »
Quote from: Korbac on February 25, 2014, 11:40:06 pm
Read this as Bridge over the River Kawaii.

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