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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6330 on: January 13, 2014, 04:54:03 pm »
Quote from: Akroma on January 13, 2014, 04:52:44 pm
Another forum game was saved by the power of forceful entry

Probably a bit too much context in that quote, but meh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6331 on: January 13, 2014, 04:59:22 pm »
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Old people's skin sags because they're slowly being pulled into the underworld.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6332 on: January 13, 2014, 07:17:59 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on January 13, 2014, 04:59:22 pm
Quote from: My sister
Old people's skin sags because they're slowly being pulled into the underworld.

Mmmkaaay.

Your sister is hardcore. That's an incredibly metal alternative to gravity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6333 on: January 13, 2014, 08:49:41 pm »
Quote from: Facekillz058 on January 13, 2014, 08:43:37 pm
So wait, you mean you guys kicked a demon so hard in the face that it caused an explosion that killed you?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6334 on: January 14, 2014, 01:50:04 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 13, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on January 13, 2014, 04:59:22 pm
Quote from: My sister
Old people's skin sags because they're slowly being pulled into the underworld.

Mmmkaaay.

Your sister is hardcore. That's an incredibly metal alternative to gravity.
Or she's an avid reader of mythology, specifically the Greek mythos. ;P


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6335 on: January 14, 2014, 03:06:35 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6336 on: January 14, 2014, 03:11:17 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on January 14, 2014, 01:50:04 am
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 13, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
Quote from: kisame12794 on January 13, 2014, 04:59:22 pm
Quote from: My sister
Old people's skin sags because they're slowly being pulled into the underworld.

Mmmkaaay.

Your sister is hardcore. That's an incredibly metal alternative to gravity.
Or she's an avid reader of mythology, specifically the Greek mythos. ;P

Your point? Greek mythos are incredibly metal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6337 on: January 14, 2014, 03:11:49 am »
...Metal?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6338 on: January 14, 2014, 05:00:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6339 on: January 14, 2014, 05:46:03 am »
. . .*transcribes*
Quote from: scrdest on January 14, 2014, 03:11:17 am
Your point? Greek mythos are incredibly stuff.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6340 on: January 14, 2014, 06:21:26 am »
Nah, metal fits pretty well - I can name three instances of cannibalism (Is it called that when gods do it?) off the top of my head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6341 on: January 14, 2014, 07:56:23 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 14, 2014, 06:21:26 am
Nah, metal fits pretty well - I can name three instances of cannibalism (Is it called that when gods do it?) off the top of my head

Also filicide, patricide, rape, genital mutilation...
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6342 on: January 14, 2014, 08:23:16 am »
I get all my myth related information from www.bettermyths.com .
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6343 on: January 14, 2014, 08:34:01 am »
Stop.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6344 on: January 14, 2014, 11:16:30 am »
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