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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756623 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6300 on: January 07, 2014, 07:48:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6301 on: January 08, 2014, 08:45:09 am »

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[21:40]   Tiruin   I wonder why, in anyplace I went, nobody's seriously discussing the orks xD
[21:40]   Tiruin   I mean, they're /funny/
[21:40]   __Wymobile__   paints 'imself purpul so 'e's invisibul.
[21:41]   Shook   paints his computer red

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[21:42]   Shook   conclusion: dorfs are actually proto-orks
[21:43]   Kagus   Fath Dodolmikur, Axedwarf has entered a martial WAAAGH!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6302 on: January 08, 2014, 03:14:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6303 on: January 08, 2014, 03:34:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6304 on: January 08, 2014, 05:40:48 pm »

But getting asked your bra size out of the blue is pretty WTF too. For a guy I mean.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6305 on: January 08, 2014, 07:20:07 pm »

This works even if you are not in Cambodia.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6306 on: January 09, 2014, 04:01:26 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6307 on: January 09, 2014, 12:25:15 pm »

"JIGGLE IN THE SAME FORMATION DESPITE THAT BEING VERY VERY UNLIKELY!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6308 on: January 09, 2014, 02:37:06 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6309 on: January 09, 2014, 03:44:44 pm »

I like every body type. Preferably at the same time.
Then again I HAVE been attracted to bears and hourglasses too, so it's not a hard rule.



But getting asked your bra size out of the blue is pretty WTF too. For a guy I mean.
YAY I am quoted out of context!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6310 on: January 09, 2014, 06:11:56 pm »

I don't think Gandhi had anything to do with cat poo.

Can't leap out of a snowbank when you're an inflexible block of meaty ice! That's what I always say, anyway. Strangely, though, people seem to think it's weird to open every conversation that way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6311 on: January 10, 2014, 12:55:34 pm »

A little vial of urine all buckled into the passenger seat. "STAY ON HIS TAIL!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6312 on: January 10, 2014, 07:14:21 pm »

now counting down time until crossquoted at ooc thread
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6313 on: January 11, 2014, 04:01:06 am »

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freeformschooler: evolves into groveler
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freeformschooler: no groveler is graveler's depressed cousin
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6314 on: January 11, 2014, 04:11:02 am »

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