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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763462 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6285 on: January 05, 2014, 05:17:02 am »
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Iceblaster: ...note to self
Iceblaster: Get naked prostitute to seduce some dogs
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6286 on: January 05, 2014, 09:05:53 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 05, 2014, 08:56:44 pm
I mean, yeah he was a genocidal slave-owning madman, but there's no need to demonize him
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6287 on: January 06, 2014, 02:24:16 am »
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[23:21]   adwarf   I don't know what a shower does
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6288 on: January 06, 2014, 02:51:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6289 on: January 06, 2014, 06:44:39 am »
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<]> This is absurdly silly
<[> No, you.
<]> pfft
<[> Yes.
* ] denies Wesnoth to [
* [ is a talking bracket. Much more superior than the right-hand ]
* [ also doesn't want to anyway, ]
<]> :C
<[> >:I
<]> fine
<[> You are absurdly silly!
<]> you too
<[> fine
<]> fine
<[> :I
<]> I:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6290 on: January 06, 2014, 12:59:03 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on January 06, 2014, 04:43:52 am
To clarify, I did not try to steal a nuke, it was part of a protest.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6291 on: January 06, 2014, 10:09:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6292 on: January 06, 2014, 10:11:37 pm »
Quote from: wierd on January 06, 2014, 10:01:24 pm
Plugging the buttholes of every man, woman, and child in the US will certainly make an impact in the rate of farts produced.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6293 on: January 07, 2014, 03:55:12 am »
Does it count if the quote involves me?
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[12:49:00 AM] Hachikuji: Ikr.
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[12:49:27 AM] Allee: my totally real wife who is not fake or from an anime
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6294 on: January 07, 2014, 04:22:26 am »
I'll be your fake anime waifu.

... Do I have to wear a bow in my hair or something?

... CAN I wear a bow in my hair or something? :D
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6295 on: January 07, 2014, 04:30:23 am »
Quote from: Descan on January 07, 2014, 04:22:26 am
I'll be your fake anime waifu.

... Do I have to wear a bow in my hair or something?

... CAN I wear a bow in my hair or something? :D

i believe you asked why so many people have you as a romantic interest at some point in the near past.

well here is your damn answer

* LordSlowpoke grumbles, being deprived of an occasion to wear a huge bow in their hair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6296 on: January 07, 2014, 04:42:46 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 07, 2014, 04:30:23 am
Quote from: Descan on January 07, 2014, 04:22:26 am
I'll be your fake anime waifu.

... Do I have to wear a bow in my hair or something?

... CAN I wear a bow in my hair or something? :D

i believe you asked why so many people have you as a romantic interest at some point in the near past.

well here is your damn answer

* LordSlowpoke grumbles, being deprived of an occasion to wear a huge bow in their hair.
Damn it! Everyone will wear bow
*Suddenly everyone in the world is wearing an big bow*

..Now back to business!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6297 on: January 07, 2014, 10:48:11 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 07, 2014, 04:35:18 am
Taking donations for stealthily murdering members of Congress and replacing then with Shiba Inus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6298 on: January 07, 2014, 10:59:51 am »
Quote from: Descan on January 07, 2014, 04:22:26 am
I'll be your fake anime waifu.

... Do I have to wear a bow in my hair or something?

... CAN I wear a bow in my hair or something? :D

Yes, as long as it is not a longbow.

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Quote from: Jacob/Lee on January 07, 2014, 03:37:57 am
being and interacting with a slaver and their slave(s) can be very fun.

J/L, officially endorsing slavery.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2014, 11:12:53 am by scrdest »
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6299 on: January 07, 2014, 05:57:39 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 07, 2014, 05:41:06 pm
I call epic fantasy power cismale, please.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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