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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711507 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6105 on: November 13, 2013, 12:21:25 pm »

Quote from:  So the person writing this has a master's degree?
Identify the key features of the filter in figure 19-4

a) Both A and B
b) 2 Poles
c) None of the above
d) High-Pass

Nice recursion in a) there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6106 on: November 13, 2013, 01:34:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6107 on: November 13, 2013, 02:40:27 pm »

I smell context!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6108 on: November 13, 2013, 02:49:05 pm »

Quote from:  So the person writing this has a master's degree?
Identify the key features of the filter in figure 19-4

a) Both A and B
b) 2 Poles
c) None of the above
d) High-Pass

Nice recursion in a) there.
Hey, maybe it's both c AND d!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6109 on: November 13, 2013, 02:51:28 pm »

It was 'd' right? That is the only thing on that list that would apply to a filter (as far as I know).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6110 on: November 13, 2013, 06:21:45 pm »

Okay, next time you smoke a screwdriver, please record it and send me the video.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6111 on: November 13, 2013, 06:53:52 pm »

Quote from:  So the person writing this has a master's degree?
Identify the key features of the filter in figure 19-4

a) Both A and B
b) 2 Poles
c) None of the above
d) High-Pass

Nice recursion in a) there.

Hey, maybe it's both c AND d!

Having seen this sort of thing before, I suspect that the diagram itself has things labeled A, B, C, etc. I wish that the people who make these things would label diagrams with numbers instead of capital letters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6112 on: November 13, 2013, 07:25:29 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6113 on: November 14, 2013, 01:06:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6114 on: November 14, 2013, 07:02:11 pm »

Quote from: Danny Sexbang in Game Grumps
Hey ladies, wanna touch my ballsack skin?

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I don't know... this just seems so out of context quoteable :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6115 on: November 15, 2013, 05:19:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6116 on: November 15, 2013, 09:12:54 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6117 on: November 15, 2013, 11:27:58 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6118 on: November 15, 2013, 11:26:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6119 on: November 16, 2013, 02:13:59 am »

If that were the case, I would like a dozen, please. I will become the most bearest bear of all time.
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