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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711580 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6045 on: October 28, 2013, 02:27:54 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm
I'm gonna have sex with animals, somehow some of them will become pregnant, and most will be tiny?
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6046 on: October 28, 2013, 03:06:56 pm »
OOCaFQT: Greatorder Edition
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6047 on: October 28, 2013, 03:12:20 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6048 on: October 28, 2013, 03:47:58 pm »
What's so funny about showers? Συ
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6049 on: October 28, 2013, 04:56:04 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 28, 2013, 02:48:26 pm
Hey, at least he isn't Nigerian!


Quote from: Darvi on October 28, 2013, 03:47:58 pm
What's so funny about showers? Συ
It doesn't say what you're using it for.
In context, it made sense. Here...
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6050 on: October 28, 2013, 05:13:29 pm »
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[17:11]   Shinotsa   Darvi only ballroom dances. Gracefully
[17:11]   Shinotsa   He looks positively stunning when dipped
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6051 on: October 28, 2013, 05:39:22 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on October 28, 2013, 05:13:29 pm
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[17:11]   Shinotsa   Darvi only ballroom dances. Gracefully
[17:11]   Shinotsa   He looks positively stunning when dipped

Dipped in lubricant and sugar?
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6052 on: October 28, 2013, 05:42:25 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on October 28, 2013, 05:39:22 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on October 28, 2013, 05:13:29 pm
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[17:11]   Shinotsa   Darvi only ballroom dances. Gracefully
[17:11]   Shinotsa   He looks positively stunning when dipped
Dipped in lubricant and sugar?
You're thinking of Descan.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6053 on: October 28, 2013, 05:44:50 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on October 28, 2013, 05:42:25 pm
Quote from: scrdest on October 28, 2013, 05:39:22 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on October 28, 2013, 05:13:29 pm
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[17:11]   Shinotsa   Darvi only ballroom dances. Gracefully
[17:11]   Shinotsa   He looks positively stunning when dipped
Dipped in lubricant and sugar?
You're thinking of Descan.

Oh, right. Darvi fits the acronym as well, though.

For some reason my phone thought Darvi is a sarcoma.
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6054 on: October 28, 2013, 05:46:19 pm »
I can assure you that I am not, in fact, a malignant tumour.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6055 on: October 28, 2013, 05:51:28 pm »
No, a sarcoma is a sarcastic tumor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6056 on: October 28, 2013, 06:48:03 pm »
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[18:32]   Wrex   Gimme a sex.
[18:32]   Wrex   sec
[18:32]   Wrex   Whatever
[18:34]   GalenEvil   pulls a sex from the grab-bag and hands it to Wrex, MALE!
[18:37]   adwarf   Mooning?
[18:46]   Shinotsa   Mooning?
[18:46]   Shinotsa   pulls down his pants and flashes his glorious booty
[18:47]   __Wymar__   shoots Shinotsa and GalenEvil, knowing fully well that the latter will just rise up again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6057 on: October 28, 2013, 06:54:21 pm »
Quote from: ShoesandHats on October 24, 2013, 09:29:33 pm
Maybe if it was a Norse-themed enemy, but alas, it is generic European-robot-thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6058 on: October 28, 2013, 07:11:21 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 05:20:06 pm
* greatorder smothers Kansa with earwax
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6059 on: October 29, 2013, 07:49:10 pm »
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