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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756751 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6030 on: October 27, 2013, 10:24:26 pm »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on October 27, 2013, 10:15:54 pm
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It is without any doubt that stockings are the sexy weapon to both men and women.

What somehow makes me curious if there is an acceptable time for a man to wear stockings and they aren't robbing a bank or crossdressing...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6031 on: October 27, 2013, 10:27:23 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on October 27, 2013, 10:24:26 pm
Quote from: Blargityblarg on October 27, 2013, 10:15:54 pm
Quote from: spambort
It is without any doubt that stockings are the sexy weapon to both men and women.
What somehow makes me curious if there is an acceptable time for a man to wear stockings and they aren't robbing a bank or crossdressing...
Wouldn't a man wearing them be crossdressing no matter the case?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6032 on: October 27, 2013, 10:28:18 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on October 27, 2013, 10:27:23 pm
Quote from: Neonivek on October 27, 2013, 10:24:26 pm
Quote from: Blargityblarg on October 27, 2013, 10:15:54 pm
Quote from: spambort
It is without any doubt that stockings are the sexy weapon to both men and women.
What somehow makes me curious if there is an acceptable time for a man to wear stockings and they aren't robbing a bank or crossdressing...
Wouldn't a man wearing them be crossdressing no matter the case?

Unless he wears them over his head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6033 on: October 27, 2013, 10:29:51 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on October 27, 2013, 10:28:18 pm
Quote from: Thecard on October 27, 2013, 10:27:23 pm
Quote from: Neonivek on October 27, 2013, 10:24:26 pm
Quote from: Blargityblarg on October 27, 2013, 10:15:54 pm
Quote from: spambort
It is without any doubt that stockings are the sexy weapon to both men and women.
What somehow makes me curious if there is an acceptable time for a man to wear stockings and they aren't robbing a bank or crossdressing...
Wouldn't a man wearing them be crossdressing no matter the case?
Unless he wears them over his head.
Well, he is "wearing" clothing traditionally worn by the opposite sex, so it's debatable.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6034 on: October 27, 2013, 11:19:14 pm »
I recall unsited information regarding the use of stockings to prevent box jellyfish from stinging one's legs. Thus, if that is true, it would be appropriate for a man to wear stockings if he is wading off the coast of Australia and doesn't want to die in agony.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6035 on: October 27, 2013, 11:21:40 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 27, 2013, 11:19:14 pm
I recall unsited information regarding the use of stockings to prevent box jellyfish from stinging one's legs. Thus, if that is true, it would be appropriate for a man to wear stockings if he is wading off the coast of Australia and doesn't want to die in agony.
This would go in Out of Context if it wasn't in Out of Context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6036 on: October 28, 2013, 12:48:52 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6037 on: October 28, 2013, 01:21:17 am »
You're not supposed to post context! You've doomed us all! D:
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6038 on: October 28, 2013, 01:27:01 am »
Context? What context?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6039 on: October 28, 2013, 03:00:14 am »
... a cheese?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6040 on: October 28, 2013, 11:07:52 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6041 on: October 28, 2013, 11:19:41 am »
That statement is extremely factual.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6042 on: October 28, 2013, 11:21:30 am »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 28, 2013, 11:19:41 am
That statement is extremely factual.

if your code is not arbitrarily checking whenever it's christmas to fuck everything up and throw elves and play christmas music at 900 instances compounded all over the network then you're not coding with petrol dear
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6043 on: October 28, 2013, 01:56:40 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 01:07:22 pm
Can we please get back to OOC quotes before Derm locks the thread?

Here you go:

Quote from: greatorder on October 28, 2013, 12:47:18 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6044 on: October 28, 2013, 01:57:48 pm »
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