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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756762 times)

scrdest

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6000 on: October 24, 2013, 02:08:59 am »

You missed the party? Oh those were good times.

You mean orgy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6001 on: October 24, 2013, 02:46:38 am »

Hooker gods, Obama, dog gods, they all get confusing after a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6002 on: October 24, 2013, 10:42:35 pm »

Yes, I'll try to remember not to put popcorn kernels into into engineers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6003 on: October 24, 2013, 10:44:53 pm »

You missed the party? Oh those were good times.
You mean orgy.
An orgy is a party. A party with fewer pants than average.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6004 on: October 25, 2013, 02:44:33 am »

You missed the party? Oh those were good times.
You mean orgy.
An orgy is a party. A party with fewer pants than average.

Still, if you have to choose between two descriptors, the one that more precisely pinpoints what the described object is is preferable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6005 on: October 25, 2013, 03:26:12 am »

Hey, what if the orgy happened AT the party? That's totally feasible right? I mean, when does and orgy just happen?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6006 on: October 25, 2013, 03:31:08 am »

We where somewhere around Creative Projects, on the edge of the forums, when the drugs began to take hold...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6007 on: October 25, 2013, 11:35:03 am »

There is nothing wrong with going both ways. I am the same, at least in this context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6008 on: October 25, 2013, 11:42:04 am »

There is nothing wrong with going both ways. I am the same, at least in this context.

ALERT, CONTEXT DETECTED IN THE POST!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6009 on: October 25, 2013, 12:34:40 pm »

New on Bay12: Watch Graknorke and greatorder exchange bodily fluids! Only $3.99/month!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6010 on: October 25, 2013, 02:24:03 pm »

I keep accidentally eating my filter mask. Sigh, the hazards of the apocalypse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6011 on: October 25, 2013, 03:17:30 pm »

I can imagine an old german sticking his head out of someone's nostril, going back in and saying the war's ended.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6012 on: October 25, 2013, 06:38:47 pm »

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Weaponized Knowledge: what the fuck is this shit
Weaponized Knowledge: the fuck is a tile
Weaponized Knowledge: what's a turn
Weaponized Knowledge: who's sid
Weaponized Knowledge: he sounds like a bitch
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6013 on: October 25, 2013, 07:12:33 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[17:07:03]   <Kagus>   I know they've found scrotums before, but I'm not sure if they've found any that actually had something interesting in them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6014 on: October 25, 2013, 07:12:51 pm »

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[19:01]   Shinotsa   BOOBMOUTH
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