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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711670 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5985 on: October 23, 2013, 02:33:49 pm »

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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5986 on: October 23, 2013, 03:01:34 pm »

why am i being eaten again
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5987 on: October 23, 2013, 03:07:17 pm »

why am i being eaten again

you're only being nibbled, just wiggle out of it

we need to put up a sign that says "no eating of the descan" though

eating the descan is rude
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5988 on: October 23, 2013, 03:12:45 pm »

why am i being eaten again

You taste like Viking :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5989 on: October 23, 2013, 05:10:51 pm »

Can we be more Descious?
I'm having trouble pronouncing that.
The easiest way would be to say Delicious.
* Objective nibble on Descan

So did you mean to say "Objective nibbles on Descan" or are you talking about an objective nibble on Descan, as opposed to a subjective nibble on him?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5990 on: October 23, 2013, 07:30:52 pm »

Can we be more Descious?
I'm having trouble pronouncing that.
The easiest way would be to say Delicious.
* Objective nibble on Descan
So did you mean to say "Objective nibbles on Descan" or are you talking about an objective nibble on Descan, as opposed to a subjective nibble on him?
I think, in this case, that Objective is the implied subject of the emote. Therefore, it is an "objective nibble on Descan [by Objective]".
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5991 on: October 23, 2013, 07:31:55 pm »

« Last Edit: October 23, 2013, 07:41:01 pm by Mr Space Cat »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5992 on: October 23, 2013, 07:40:23 pm »

Or lay off the LSD.

Or fumigate them with LSD.
Spiders hallucinating spiders crawling all over them?

Would that mean that spiders, when on LSD, hallucinate orgies?
What happens when we give LSD to orgies?
It becomes the weirdest orgy ever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5993 on: October 23, 2013, 08:10:03 pm »

Then my roommate slays them, turns out to be Jesus, and just floats in a ray of light into heaven.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5994 on: October 23, 2013, 09:10:11 pm »

Only do this if you want a spider orgy in your shirt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5995 on: October 24, 2013, 12:18:30 am »

What's with all these quotes about spider orgies and LSD?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5996 on: October 24, 2013, 12:19:54 am »

You missed the party? Oh those were good times.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5997 on: October 24, 2013, 01:27:58 am »

i'd just put the fifty bucks in an envelope, send it to o'sirius the dalai-bama in new las vegas with blackjack and even more hookers and haul ass to best korea to live as the glorious leader's greatest national hero
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5998 on: October 24, 2013, 01:30:00 am »

Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5999 on: October 24, 2013, 01:47:30 am »

It actually does seem rather likely that cocaine and penises go poorly together. Depending on the situation anyway.
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