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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763145 times)

Redzephyr01

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5820 on: September 29, 2013, 12:42:19 pm »

I'm not crying, those are miniature beards sprouting from my eyes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5821 on: September 29, 2013, 12:54:11 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5822 on: September 29, 2013, 02:11:50 pm »

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Every once in a while when I'm running low on food, I take my cart, beat the living... life out of anything moving in a five mile vicinity of a grocery store, and then I'll pretend I'm shopping. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5823 on: September 30, 2013, 09:25:42 am »

I keep mine in a sheath, but I still get people who just stare going "Why the fuck?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5824 on: September 30, 2013, 01:18:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5825 on: September 30, 2013, 01:18:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5826 on: September 30, 2013, 05:07:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5827 on: September 30, 2013, 07:09:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5828 on: September 30, 2013, 07:58:33 pm »

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What the hell.
Potatoes do not go there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5829 on: September 30, 2013, 09:07:10 pm »

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Oh lord. The firemen are all very, very gay.
And not like... just most of them.
 All firemen are gay.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5830 on: September 30, 2013, 09:12:17 pm »

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Oh lord. The firemen are all very, very gay.
And not like... just most of them.
 All firemen are gay.
Is it bad that I immediately figured out what the context of this was?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5831 on: September 30, 2013, 09:41:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5832 on: September 30, 2013, 10:04:27 pm »

We are yet to see a sim-city world where political parties channel the raw power of the elements to achieve democratic victory.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5833 on: September 30, 2013, 11:15:08 pm »

It's viable to keep a dead rabbit in the glove compartment to take a drink every now and then.
It had to be done.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5834 on: September 30, 2013, 11:51:52 pm »

And now I realize why so many out-of-context quotes come from here.
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