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[SalmonGod]

Soli, and you can art my pixels any time.

that's because it isn't long enough; it should be tickling your nipples

[Graknorke]

You open the box and it is full of jewelery and nothing else. Ten minutes after opening it the Police knock down your door and accuse you of stealing it during a burglary you know nothing about, which resulted in the death of an old woman. In court they produce all sorts of false evidence and you end up being sentenced to 10 years. Six months into the sentence you wake up at 3am and see Vinnie silently staring at you from outside your cell door. Then it suddenly comes back to you — you DID commit the burglary, and it was you who pushed the old woman down the stairs. Vinnie points at you and screams and screams until you go mad. The winner is the player with the most counters.

EDIT:

I'm fine with eating with my butt

And the bait has paid off.

[Furtuka]

4:18 niudna: YOU HAVE SPONGEBOB AS A LAST NAME!

[The Scout]

Daddy Discord (Xeron): It's not self sacrifice if i don't want it

[Mr Space Cat]

Don't forget Mecha Buddha.

[GlyphGryph]

I lit a school on fire, because I was tired of the children.

[Graknorke]

I asked her, "You're wondering which of the babysitters dropped me on my head aren't you?". "No I'm not." she said, "It was me. I thought it would help."

[applesauce machine]

Gatleos: Just flopping mysteriously in the half moonlight

Personally I find this funny even without context because flopping is one of the most hilarious verbs in my book.

freeformschooler: oh i do kind of have one of those beer fondling megatongues

[Knight of Fools]

brown things are normally better for you than there white counterparts.

and yes, I do realize that sounds odd.

[werty892]

OOC: Fniff: ... Okay, it's more like a combination of hostage negotiation and soliciting proctitutes.

[Tomcost]

Or, you know, wrap him in cash and throw him into the abyss to summon the demonic equivalent of a Monsanto executive.

((Editted to make it even more out of context))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Of ALL the things, it's reading about funnels that encourages me to actually go.

[Furtuka]

WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A GREY
MANHUNK

[miauw62]

<FreakyM> my grandmas
<FreakyM> are now a hivemind

[Bauglir]

No, sure. You go on ahead and break every nuclear proliferation treaty and piss off at least one superpower in your quest to strap thousands of massive bombs to your ass.

Can I put 4chan here? I hope I can put 4chan here.