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[Corai]

It didn't blow up. It gracefully pirouetted over the player's heads with all the grace of a brain-damaged walrus before exploding in a fantastic array of colors, including grape, mauve, and pants.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I assume the regency council is also all 3 year old, and it has its own regency council.

[SalmonGod]

Ok, once and for all: There are things. Everything is a thing. Even none things fall under thing. Even anti-thing counts as thing. Even thing as a category counts as a thing. Everything that is a sub-set of a thing takes on it's thing properties. So if you think of something that isn't a thing, it automatically becomes a thing, because your mind is a thing. Therefore, as soon as you can conceive of it, it is a thing.

he died as he lived

ever unsure of his status as a thing

[Whitefoxsniper]

I'm at a camp with 60 year old men who could kill a person in less than a second.
IT'S AMAZING

[SOLDIER First]

Selina giggles as the fondue is poured on Kyle, then pales when she realizes how hot it is!

Kyle screams in pain and starts crying. Jerk.

"Dude! Why'd you pour fondue on him?!"

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[15:38:43] <_____L_W_____> Yeah.
[15:38:47] <______L_W______> Oh god
[15:38:48] <______L_W______> No
[15:38:49] <_____L_W_____> You really are.
[15:38:50] <______L_W______> no no no no
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> Yes
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> YES
[15:38:55] <______L_W______> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:38:58] <_____L_W_____> YES YES YES YES YES
[15:38:59] <InfinitePenis> It's cool
[15:39:02] <_____L_W_____> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[15:39:03] <InfinitePenis> We're all idiots here
[15:39:32] <______L_W______> No I'm Spartacus
[15:39:33] <______L_W____> Indeed
[15:40:17] <______L_W____> I am Odysseus
[15:40:28] <______L_W______> Odysseus
[15:40:29] <______L_W______> For plebs
[15:40:35] <______L_W______> Achilles man killer top don
[15:40:36] <______L_W____> Bitch please
[15:40:42] <______L_W______> DIOMEDES LAUGHS AT YOU
[15:40:44] <______L_W____> What's the longest you've been lost?
[15:40:44] <_____L_W_____> Why woyuld you be oddyseus
[15:40:46] <_____L_W_____> I'm fucking prometheus
[15:40:48] <______L_W____> A couple of hours?
[15:40:48] <_____L_W_____> And zeus
[15:40:53] <______L_W____> 20 FUCKING YEARS
[15:40:53] <_____L_W_____> I'm promethezeus.
[15:41:31] <______L_W____> And I didn't even get laid by the seduction demons
[15:41:34] <______L_W____> It was a shitty journety
[15:42:49] <______L_W______> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
[15:42:50] <______L_W____> With glorious starfields and a kissing green face stuck on my screen
[15:42:51] <______L_W______> WHO AM I
[15:43:05] <______L_W____> You are phone?

[Graknorke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[15:38:43] <_____L_W_____> Yeah.
[15:38:47] <______L_W______> Oh god
[15:38:48] <______L_W______> No
[15:38:49] <_____L_W_____> You really are.
[15:38:50] <______L_W______> no no no no
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> Yes
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> YES
[15:38:55] <______L_W______> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:38:58] <_____L_W_____> YES YES YES YES YES
[15:38:59] <InfinitePenis> It's cool
[15:39:02] <_____L_W_____> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[15:39:03] <InfinitePenis> We're all idiots here
[15:39:32] <______L_W______> No I'm Spartacus
[15:39:33] <______L_W____> Indeed
[15:40:17] <______L_W____> I am Odysseus
[15:40:28] <______L_W______> Odysseus
[15:40:29] <______L_W______> For plebs
[15:40:35] <______L_W______> Achilles man killer top don
[15:40:36] <______L_W____> Bitch please
[15:40:42] <______L_W______> DIOMEDES LAUGHS AT YOU
[15:40:44] <______L_W____> What's the longest you've been lost?
[15:40:44] <_____L_W_____> Why woyuld you be oddyseus
[15:40:46] <_____L_W_____> I'm fucking prometheus
[15:40:48] <______L_W____> A couple of hours?
[15:40:48] <_____L_W_____> And zeus
[15:40:53] <______L_W____> 20 FUCKING YEARS
[15:40:53] <_____L_W_____> I'm promethezeus.
[15:41:31] <______L_W____> And I didn't even get laid by the seduction demons
[15:41:34] <______L_W____> It was a shitty journety
[15:42:49] <______L_W______> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
[15:42:50] <______L_W____> With glorious starfields and a kissing green face stuck on my screen
[15:42:51] <______L_W______> WHO AM I
[15:43:05] <______L_W____> You are phone?

Loud Whispers
You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Loud Whispers]

Loud Whispers
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Grakpope would disagree. No more shall be said, lest we give it context.

[FuzzyZergling]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[15:38:43] <_____L_W_____> Yeah.
[15:38:47] <______L_W______> Oh god
[15:38:48] <______L_W______> No
[15:38:49] <_____L_W_____> You really are.
[15:38:50] <______L_W______> no no no no
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> Yes
[15:38:51] <_____L_W_____> YES
[15:38:55] <______L_W______> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:38:58] <_____L_W_____> YES YES YES YES YES
[15:38:59] <InfinitePenis> It's cool
[15:39:02] <_____L_W_____> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[15:39:03] <InfinitePenis> We're all idiots here
[15:39:32] <______L_W______> No I'm Spartacus
[15:39:33] <______L_W____> Indeed
[15:40:17] <______L_W____> I am Odysseus
[15:40:28] <______L_W______> Odysseus
[15:40:29] <______L_W______> For plebs
[15:40:35] <______L_W______> Achilles man killer top don
[15:40:36] <______L_W____> Bitch please
[15:40:42] <______L_W______> DIOMEDES LAUGHS AT YOU
[15:40:44] <______L_W____> What's the longest you've been lost?
[15:40:44] <_____L_W_____> Why woyuld you be oddyseus
[15:40:46] <_____L_W_____> I'm fucking prometheus
[15:40:48] <______L_W____> A couple of hours?
[15:40:48] <_____L_W_____> And zeus
[15:40:53] <______L_W____> 20 FUCKING YEARS
[15:40:53] <_____L_W_____> I'm promethezeus.
[15:41:31] <______L_W____> And I didn't even get laid by the seduction demons
[15:41:34] <______L_W____> It was a shitty journety
[15:42:49] <______L_W______> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
[15:42:50] <______L_W____> With glorious starfields and a kissing green face stuck on my screen
[15:42:51] <______L_W______> WHO AM I
[15:43:05] <______L_W____> You are phone?

So, is the real LW the short one or the long one?
Mankind may never know...

[miauw62]

If you look closely, there are 3 LWs.

[freeformschooler]

Weaponized Knowledge: EA GAMES NOW BACK ON STEAM
Weaponized Knowledge: AND SALES GO UP LIKE A BUTT******
Weaponized Knowledge: ITS NEW COKE ALL OVER AGAIN
Weaponized Knowledge: ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BATTLEFIELD THE SIMS
Weaponized Knowledge: FLIPPITY FLOOP ZIPPITY ZOP BOP DEAD SPACE JELLO PUDDING MIRRORS EDGE KODAK FILM

[pisskop]

Darn, I suppose Wolfenstein fits in there as a marginal footnote to be

[applesauce machine]

Gatleos: I was in the middle of a stealth dickglove recon mission

[Furtuka]

Furtuka: went to michigan last weekend
Chrom-Sama: WHY WASN;T I THERE
Furtuka: You're too flameable
Chrom-Sama: Oh.
Furtuka: Michigan is actually the sun
Furtuka: and the sun is actually kansas
Chrom-Sama: OOOOOOH. That's why. Makes sense

[MaximumZero]

Furtuka: went to michigan last weekend
Chrom-Sama: WHY WASN;T I THERE
Furtuka: You're too flameable
Chrom-Sama: Oh.
Furtuka: Michigan is actually the sun
Furtuka: and the sun is actually kansas
Chrom-Sama: OOOOOOH. That's why. Makes sense

WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED!?