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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708552 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5565 on: August 10, 2013, 12:05:28 am »

No, no, this is the one with the Hogwarts-esque school.
Where students have sex.
Oh okay, so it's completely like regular Hogwarts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5566 on: August 10, 2013, 12:09:05 am »

*Taps foot, dissaproving frown*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5567 on: August 10, 2013, 12:10:34 am »

Pretty much, yeah.
But there's more references to reproductive organs.
Also there's at least five students who are or have a psychopathic side to them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5568 on: August 10, 2013, 12:14:49 am »

Oi! Listen to Lord Dermonster less he lock the thread
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5569 on: August 10, 2013, 12:16:29 am »

Oh. Sorry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5570 on: August 10, 2013, 12:43:17 am »

* Descan is reminded of those old out-of-the-way MSN role-playing groups. And also Gaia-online.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5571 on: August 10, 2013, 11:01:57 am »

Given that, I think it's entirely plausible that demons could attack your soul via the butt as well. Good call on the fart-blessing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5572 on: August 10, 2013, 02:15:57 pm »

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Source of context: goose shot by a**hole kids survives is later discovered with an arrow through its head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5573 on: August 10, 2013, 03:52:04 pm »

So what you're really saying is that this druid is actually just a pimp.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5574 on: August 10, 2013, 04:05:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5575 on: August 10, 2013, 04:20:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5576 on: August 10, 2013, 04:22:52 pm »

Source of context: goose shot by a**hole kids survives is later discovered with an arrow through its head.

This needs to be made into a Skyrim mod.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
Goose: *glares menacingly*
Guard: "...oh gods, I've become a sissy milk-drinker." *drops guard equipment, runs off to regain self-respect*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5577 on: August 10, 2013, 04:30:49 pm »

Source of context: goose shot by a**hole kids survives is later discovered with an arrow through its head.

This needs to be made into a Skyrim mod.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
Goose: *glares menacingly*
Guard: "...oh gods, I've become a sissy milk-drinker." *drops guard equipment, runs off to regain self-respect*

Geese are hardcore
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5578 on: August 10, 2013, 04:42:48 pm »

Source of context: goose shot by a**hole kids survives is later discovered with an arrow through its head.

This needs to be made into a Skyrim mod.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
Goose: *glares menacingly*
Guard: "...oh gods, I've become a sissy milk-drinker." *drops guard equipment, runs off to regain self-respect*

Geese are hardcore

I know a guy who hates geese. He has a good explanation.

In other news I obviously need to add Regular Show to my list of "shows I need to watch later."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5579 on: August 10, 2013, 07:48:54 pm »

That was probably one of the weirder sentences I've typed on these boards.
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